- Alphonse Mephisto: I've managed to artificially inseminate Hope with your semen.
- Jakov: I have seamen? Where's their boat?
- [imitates a fog horn]
- Jakov: Arrrrr-urrrrr! Arrrrr-urrrrr!
- [Cartman laughs]
- Alphonse Mephisto: [clearly annoyed] Yes, yes, that's... very funny, Jakov.
- [the South Park men and Jakov are watching an NFL football game between the Denver Broncos and the San Francisco 49ers]
- Jakov: [loudly] Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys!
- Randy Marsh: [annoyed] No problem, Jakov.
- NFL Commentator: ...To the 40-yard line!
- [the South Park men cheer]
- Jakov: Go Niners! Nin-ers!
- Gerald Broflovski: We're rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov!