South Park (TV Series)

Jakovasaurs (1999)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Joon-Joon, Ned Gerblanski, McClannen, Man in Crowd #2, Mr. Garrison, Excited Man, Dr. Mephesto, Sports Commentator, Randy Marsh, Mr. Mackey, Baby Jackovasaurs, Man Concerned for Laura, Jackovasaurs Announcer, Officer Barbrady, French Man #1, French Man #2

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Quotes 

• Alphonse Mephisto : I've managed to artificially inseminate Hope with your semen.

  Jakov : I have seamen? Where's their boat?

  [imitates a fog horn] 

  Jakov : Arrrrr-urrrrr! Arrrrr-urrrrr!

  [Cartman laughs] 

  Alphonse Mephisto : [clearly annoyed]  Yes, yes, that's... very funny, Jakov.

• [the South Park men and Jakov are watching an NFL football game between the Denver Broncos and the San Francisco 49ers] 

  Jakov : [loudly]  Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys!

  Randy Marsh : [annoyed]  No problem, Jakov.

  NFL Commentator : ...To the 40-yard line!

  [the South Park men cheer] 

  Jakov : Go Niners! Nin-ers!

  Gerald Broflovski : We're rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov!