South Park (TV Series)

It Hits the Fan (2001)

Nico Agnone: Filmore Anderson

Quotes 

• Mr. Garrison : Now when I want you to hand in your work, I'll say, "Hand in your shit".

  Filmore Anderson : What about, "I have to take a shit"?

  Mr. Garrison : No, Fillmore. You can say, "I have to poop and shit", or, "Oh, shit, I have to poop", but not "I have to take a shit".