South Park (TV Series)

Conjoined Fetus Lady (1998)

Isaac Hayes: Chef

Quotes 

• [after the South Park dodgeball team wins] 

  Chef : Hey, I'm real sorry we WHOOPED YOUR ASSES!

  [starts dancing and singing] 

• Chef : Children, can you ever forgive me?

  [the children, battered and wounded after the last round, glare at him] 

  Chef : Oh, come on!

• Chef : How long until we get to Washington?

  Mrs Crabtree : Sit down kid!

  Chef : I just want to know how far it is to Washington?

  Mrs Crabtree : I SAID SIT DOWN KID!

  Chef : I just want to know how far it is to Washington you fat hog.

  Mrs Crabtree : WHAT DID YOU SAY?

  Chef : I said I wish I could go to Prague.

  Mrs Crabtree : So do I.

• Chef : [giving the team a pep talk]  Okay children, now who's gonna win the state finals?

  Clyde : Denver?