South Park (TV Series)

Chinpokomon (1999)

Mary Kay Bergman: Liane Cartman, Sharon Marsh, Shelia Broflovski, Mayor McDaniels

Quotes 

• Randy Marsh : What are you doing?

  Sharon Marsh : I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.

  Randy Marsh : Why?

  Sharon Marsh : Our son loves this show, Randy, so I think it's important that we watch it to see if it's teaching him good moral values.

  [Hours later, Randy and Sharon watch a battle scene in disbelief] 

  Sharon Marsh : This doesn't make sense. Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?

  Randy Marsh : I don't know, but I suddenly kinda wanna own them all.

  Sharon Marsh : Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff!

  Randy Marsh : Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.

  Sharon Marsh : No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that could be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence. Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation.

  Randy Marsh : [solemnly]  My God, you're right.