South Park (TV Series)

Cherokee Hair Tampons (2000)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, School Board Member #1, School Board Member #2, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Mackey, Dr. Doctor, Customers, Timmy, Piano Mover

Quotes 

• Stan : What would I do if Kyle died, Kenny? I'd never see him again!

  [cries] 

  Kenny : That does it! I'm sick and tired of this bullshit. Screw you guys, I'm going home!

  [a piano falls, crushing him] 

• Mr. Garrison : Oh yeah, Mr. Hat. Hot lesbo scene comin' up!

• Stan : All right. Will you donate one of your kidneys to Kyle?

  Cartman : [singing]  No no no no no, no no no no no...

  Stan : You only need one, fat boy!

  Cartman : ...no no no no no no no no no no no...

  Stan : Dude, one of your friends is gonna die. Don't you see how serious this is?

  Cartman : HEY! THAT SON OF A BITCH!

  [door bangs open] 

  Cartman : Okay, asshole, give me back my kidney!

  Stan : Dude, please, Kyle needs it!

  Cartman : It's mine! Not yours, mine! Give it back right now or there's gonna be hell to pay!