"South Park" Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut (TV Episode 1998) - Matt Stone as Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Man at Barn Dance, Jimbo Kern, Terrance, Bob Saget Announcer, Chief Running Water, Halfy

Mrs. Crabtree : [Eric did not show up for school again, and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are left waiting at the bus stop] Come on! We're running late!

Stan : We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch!

Mrs. Crabtree : What did you say?

Stan : I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."

Mrs. Crabtree : Oh, alright then...

[Bus goes off without them]

Kyle Broflovski : Whoa dude...

Stan : I always wondered if that would work.
Mr Garrison : Okay, okay, I probably made love to your mother that night at the Drunken Barn Dance... but who here DIDN'T?
Stan : Oh my God, they videotaped killing Kenny!

Kyle Broflovski : You bastards!
Kyle Broflovski : Dude, I knew Cartman's mother was a tramp, but COME ON!
Eric Cartman : [gangsta] I was just hanging out in the SPC, kicking it with some homies on the West siide...

Kyle Broflovski : Cartman, you live on the EAST side!
[watching Bob Saget on TV]

Stan : This guy sucks!

Kyle Broflovski : Yeah. He's almost as bad as that guy on Full House.
[hearing his father slept with Liane Cartman]

Kyle Broflovski : Dad, how could you?

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Man at Barn Dance, Jimbo Kern, Terrance, Bob Saget Announcer, Chief Running Water, Halfy