South Park (TV Series)

Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Jimbo Kern, Gerald Broflovski, Director, Congressman O'Reilly, Man Portraying Chef, America's Most Wanted Announcer, Eric Roberts

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• [Jimbo and folks are stuck at Studio, they have to raffle off the next eatable person] 

  Uncle Jimbo : OK, until now, everyone has picked up a long stick. I will be next.

  [Jimbo picks up a stick from Barbrady's fist; a tall one] 

  Uncle Jimbo : Phew!

  [Mr. Garrison picks up a stick; a tall one] 

  Mr. Garrison : Phew!

  [Barbrady opens his fist; another tall one] 

  Officer Barbrady : Whooof!

  Uncle Jimbo : Barbrady, where the hell is the short one?

  Officer Barbrady : Eh, what?

  Uncle Jimbo : Someone has to get a short stick, so we know, who will lose!

  Officer Barbrady : Hmm... I always have played with wrong rules!