South Park (TV Series)

Asspen (2002)

John 'Nancy' Hansen: Closing Credits Singer

Quotes 

• Butters Stotch : You're not really going to go down that K-13 run, are you Stan?

  Stan Marsh : Dude, I have to.

  Kyle Broflovski : Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you. Screw him, dude.

  Stan Marsh : Dude, he's got Heather!

  Kyle Broflovski : ...you don't even know Heather!

  Stan Marsh : I know, I know, I... look, I can't explain it, but I have to do this. I'm not going to die... I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?

  Trucker : [Entering]  Da K-13? You don't wanna go down dat run. Dat run's gotta a history. 35 people have died going down it. Some say you can still see their ghosts up der. It was on dat very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy who escaped from the mental institution. You see, that ski run was once de burial grounds to a tribe of vampire Wachitaw Indians who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah... a lot of history on dat ski run.

  Stan Marsh : ...thank you.

  Trucker : Yah.

  [Exits]