"South Park" An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (TV Episode 1997) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Dr. Mephesto, Bill, Fosse, Elton John, Stan Clone, Tom, Officer Barbrady, Randy Marsh, Additional Voices

Cartman : If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop... dressing me up like a mailman... a-and making me dance for you... while you go and... smoke crack in your bedroom... and have sex with... some guy... I don't even know. On my dad's bed."

[Long pause]

Stan : Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?

Cartman : I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
Eric Cartman : I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
Mr. Garrison : Well spank my ass and call me "Charlie", it looks like we have two A's.
Dr. Mephesto : I'm sorry kids, but pig and elephant DNA just won't splice. Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?

Kyle Broflovski : What song is that?

Dr. Mephesto : [singing] Do do do do, Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!
[Teaching the children about genetic engineering]

Mr. Garrison : Genetic engineering is a way to fix God's horrible mistakes, like German people.
Stan : Shut up, you fat, sweaty mongoloid. You never get higher than a D.

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Dr. Mephesto, Bill, Fosse, Elton John, Stan Clone, Tom, Officer Barbrady, Randy Marsh, Additional Voices