The Sopranos (TV Series)

Whoever Did This (2002)

Robert Funaro: Eugene Pontecorvo

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• Ralph Cifaretto : [Referring to the joke he made about Ginny's weight]  it had to be Paulie that told Johnny

  Eugene Pontecorvo : You think so?

  Ralph Cifaretto : He hates my success. I've been thinking about that birthday dinner, who was there when I told the Ginny Sack joke?

  Vito Spatafore : Not Paulie, I remember Albert say he didn't get a gift

  Ralph Cifaretto : It was little Paulie, the witless fuckin nephew, he told Paulie, Paulie tells Johnny fuckin telephone games like fuckin high school girls. Want to play phone games? That party was the only time I mentioned Shamu's fat ass

  Ralph Cifaretto : [to the operator over the phone]  hello, Green Grove retirement home or something, just connect me

  Eugene Pontecorvo : The fuck you doing?

  Ralph Cifaretto : Hello, I'd like to talk to a Nucci" Gualtieri, she's a resident there

  Nucci Gualtieri : [after being woken up]  hello?

  Ralph Cifaretto : Mrs. Nucci Gualtieri?

  Nucci Gualtieri : Yes

  Ralph Cifaretto : [Prank calling Paulie's mother]  Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt Pennsylvania Police Department you have a son Peter Paul?

  Nucci Gualtieri : Oh my God what happened?

  Ralph Cifaretto : His alright ma'am but I'm afraid his in a little trouble. We found him in a men's room in Lafayette Park, I don't know how to put this delicately, he was sucking a cub scout's dick

  Nucci Gualtieri : What? No, it's a mistake

  Ralph Cifaretto : Ma'am, I wish that was all but I'm afraid we had to have emergency surgery performed upon arrival at headquarters after discovering a small rodent in the rectal passage

  Nucci Gualtieri : Oh my God

  Ralph Cifaretto : A gerbil ma'am. The county does not cover procedures deemed caused by sexual activity section four, paragraph fifteen, we'll need an insurance number