The Sopranos (TV Series)

University (2001)

Patrick Tully: Noah Tannenbaum

Quotes 

• Noah Tannenbaum : [angrily, referring the low grade he received caused by Caitlin interrupting him]  C fuckin minus and it's all her fault: for six hours I'm trying to work and she won't stop

  Meadow Soprano : Tell me about it

  Noah Tannenbaum : The questions, the whining, the crazy God damn nonsense, I mean she starts crying about her economics class, she doesn't get it. So, I give her my notes from last year, I'm talking "primo" notes, I got an A but even that's a problem: she doesn't understand my writing

  Noah Tannenbaum : [impersonating Caitlin]  What does this word mean?" Blah, blah

  Meadow Soprano : Nothing's ever enough with her

  Noah Tannenbaum : I mean, I know I'm the RA but technically she's not even on the floor, C minus

  Noah Tannenbaum : [sarcastically, talking to himself]  Very beautiful Noah

  Meadow Soprano : It's not that bad, ok?

  Noah Tannenbaum : I want options when I graduate, I'm going to law school in two short years and C minus is fucked for me

  Meadow Soprano : It's early in the semester: you'll make it up

• Noah Tannenbaum : [while meeting in a restaurant]  how was the flight?

  Len Tannenbaum : besides from Tim Daly chewing" my ear off for an hour, it was wonderful

  Meadow Soprano : the guy from "Wings"? You know him?

  Noah Tannenbaum : [referring to his father handling his contract for the TV show]  he did his deal for The Fugitive

  Len Tannenbaum : usually, I enjoy the flight from LA to New York, five hours without interruption. It's the only time I get to do some "real work"

  Noah Tannenbaum : [to Meadow, referring to his father]  it's unbelievable, he flies first class, personal DVD player with any movie he wants and never opens the case

  Len Tannenbaum : [to Meadow]  it's bad enough representing them, I have to "suffer" through their movies too?

  Meadow Soprano : God, it must be exciting being an entertainment lawyer: meeting all the celebrities

  Len Tannenbaum : it beats working for a living

  Noah Tannenbaum : his in town to meet with Dick Wolf

  Meadow Soprano : the sportscaster?

  Len Tannenbaum : [listing Wolf's credits]  actually, he's a TV producer, Special Victims Unit, Law & Order

  Noah Tannenbaum : New York Undercover

  Meadow Soprano : I used to love that show

  Len Tannenbaum : so, what business is your father in?

  Meadow Soprano : actually, he's in "Waste Management"

  Len Tannenbaum : toxic chemicals? Medical Waste? That sort of thing?

  Meadow Soprano : yeah, sort of: environment clean up