The Sopranos (TV Series)

Unidentified Black Males (2004)

Vincent Curatola: Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni

Quotes 

• Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [During Joey Peeps' Funeral]  you remember Mickey Farrell, the dock worker who used to run Port Newark? Guess who he saw on the Upper West Side? Your fuckin cousin Tony

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What does that mean?

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : The same night Joey bought it?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Did your the Maserati hit your head?

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Two faced fuck

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Referring to Little Carmine]  take it easy. You want to yell at someone? The man you ought to yell at right over there

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Fuckin cock sucker. I should kill him, his fuckin wife, and your cousin next

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Let's take a walk, calm down, come on

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [Referring to Little Carmine]  the fuckin gall on that man. His father must be spinning

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You want my advice? You go out there, shake his hand, and put this fuckin shit to bed

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Shake his hand? And he kisses the kid's mother?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's the way it works. You know that

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Sure, that's why your cousin's here

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You are sincerely mistaken if you think me or my cousin had anything to do with this shit

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : He was spotted three blocks away

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : By Mickey Farrell, your going to believe some drunken fuckin Irish prick over me?

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Talking privately in a limousine]  maybe I'm wrong but you haven't been yourself since the old man died. Lorraine Calluzzo, and you sank this idiot's boat. That's not the Johnny Sack I know

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I'm waiting for your explanation

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : My cousin could not have been in the city that night because he was with me. We were looking for his daughter because she fuckin disappeared. We were upstate: Monticello. We heard Kelly was living with some crack head up there. As a matter of fact we were going to reach out to you. See if you can get some of your people on it

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I swear on my mother if I find out your lying...

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Interrupts him]  I'm sitting here humbling my friendship out to you

• Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [while they play golf]  You know who loved golf? Joey Peeps, may he rest in peace

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, it's sad when they go young like that

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [suddenly angry]  When they go? Come on, huh? It was Little Carmine behind it: it was payback for that whore he was fuckin, Lorraine Calluzzo

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You don't know that for sure

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Little Carmine knew how fond I was of this kid. I picked him out of the chorus, schooled him those years when he was my driver

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Anything from your cop?

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Some homeless guy saw some guy limping away, then he wasn't sure

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : [after Tony takes his turn]  I'll tell you though, I don't know how I'm gonna make it through Joey's funeral: forget about Ginny