The Sopranos (TV Series)

Two Tonys (2004)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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• Carmela Soprano : [referring to Sunday night dinner with Tony's side of the family]  How was dinner?

  A.J. Soprano : [irritated when she's interrupting him playing the drums]  Fine

  Carmela Soprano : What'd you have?

  A.J. Soprano : Roast beef

  Carmela Soprano : Didn't your father pick up his mail when he dropped you off?

  A.J. Soprano : No, he didn't come in: he said he was tired and just wanted to go to bed. Listen, I'm trying to practice

  Carmela Soprano : I see that you didn't bring in the power vacuum from the pool house like I asked

  A.J. Soprano : Why does that even need to be done? I mean grandpa's still gonna have to lift it into his truck

  Carmela Soprano : I don't want him to have to drag it from all the way out back

  Carmela Soprano : [when he doesn't respond, singing]  It's so nice to have a man around the house

  A.J. Soprano : [whispers to himself, showing his disdain for his parents separating]  You should've thought of that before...

  Carmela Soprano : [walks closer to him]  What'd you say?

  Carmela Soprano : [sternly]  Go out and get that vacuum, now

  Carmela Soprano : [raises her voice]  What did I just say? Go

• Officer Zmuida : [referring to the bear that wandered onto the Soprano property]  this could be the same one from Willow Drive

  Carmela Soprano : God, the most densely populated state and still this

  Officer Yorn : his gone: he went through your neighbor's garbage though, the Callshanks

  Carmela Soprano : it's been going on all over. If my son had been alone...

  Officer Zmuida : you're not gonna want to put your trash cans out until as close to pick up time as possible

  Carmela Soprano : [to AJ]  you hear that?

  Officer Zmuida : also, put Ammonia or bleach on the container and on the lid, I posted a notice to your neighbors

  Officer Yorn : if it had been a Category Two, injury or serious property damage, we could set traps but not for this

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  you should've "busted a cap in his ass" with dad's rifle

  Officer Zmuida : it's illegal to discharge firearms within the borough limits son

  A.J. Soprano : [to his mother]  your gonna call dad, aren't you?

  Carmela Soprano : no

  Officer Zmuida : [before giving her their contact information]  a great percentage of them don't come back. If he does, call us

  Officer Yorn : oh, is your bird feed back there?

  Carmela Soprano : yeah, duck food: my husband's

  Officer Yorn : it's probably what attracted the animal. See, the corn's become damp and aromatic: your gonna want to tell your husband to put it inside

  Carmela Soprano : right

• Tony Soprano : [referring to the bear coming onto their property]  Why didn't you tell me this when it first happened?

  Carmela Soprano : I called the cops: they called Fish and Game

  Tony Soprano : What're you trying to prove your independent? This isn't Little House on the Prairie, those things are dangerous

  Carmela Soprano : the "ranger", or whatever said it was your duck food that attracted it

  Tony Soprano : I never heard of it happening before

  Carmela Soprano : [jokingly]  "Trapper Joe" over here