The Sopranos (TV Series)
Toodle-Fucking-Oo (2000)
Jamie-Lynn Sigler: Meadow Soprano
Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [while going through their refrigerator, referring to Janice] can she put anymore gook food in here?
Carmela Soprano : It's not that much
Tony Soprano : Soy milk this, tofu that: I hate all that shit
A.J. Soprano : Yeah me too
Meadow Soprano : [to AJ] shut up you said you liked the soy milk
A.J. Soprano : I lied, she was taking me to the video store
Meadow Soprano : I'm happy aunt Parvati is gonna stay
Tony Soprano : Oh, you mean the aunt that doesn't think you get punished enough?
Meadow Soprano : [raises her voice] that party wasn't my fault, how many fucking times do I have to say it?
Tony Soprano : [surprised by her outburst] Whoa!
Carmela Soprano : [chastising her for cursing] hey!
Carmela Soprano : [to Meadow] don't look like your gonna cry, you made your bed
Meadow Soprano : I need fifteen dollars
Carmela Soprano : Excuse me?
Meadow Soprano : The Cole Porter CD: it's for Magicals, we're doing three of their songs. You took my card remember?
Tony Soprano : [When she doesn't say anything after he gives her the money] what's your problem?
Meadow Soprano : [before leaving] nothing
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Meadow Soprano : [repeated line to her parents, after she threw a party that resulted in a partygoer getting arrested for dealing drugs, another partygoer being hospitalized for overdosing on drugs, and the house ended up being littered with trash, vomit, and urine] It wasn't my fault.
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Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Meadow] Alright, let's get her down here.
Tony Soprano : I guess, where is the bride of Frankenstein?
Carmela Soprano : She's still sleeping.
Tony Soprano : You're right, go wake her up.
Carmela Soprano : I wake her up?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out.
Janice Soprano : Let her sleep, you guys are making too much of this.
Carmela Soprano : I don't think we're making enough, she was drunk.
Janice Soprano : It's her choice. There's a Zuni saying "For every twenty wrongs a child does, ignore nineteen."
Tony Soprano : There's an old Italian saying "You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."
Janice Soprano : See? That's what this is all about, ego and control.
Carmela Soprano : I beg your pardon?
Tony Soprano : No, please don't try and make sense with her.
Carmela Soprano : No, I want to understand this. Go ahead, tell me.
Janice Soprano : You want to hold onto control over a young woman whose entire biological determinism is to achieve independent thought and behavior. Because she's "exercised" her independence, you want to penalize her because you don't agree with her choices.
Carmela Soprano : [to Meadow while she walks into the kitchen] Well?
Carmela Soprano : Good morning, I'm sorry, is it afternoon?
Meadow Soprano : Mom, please.
Carmela Soprano : Please, what? You better have some answers, young lady.
Tony Soprano : Yeah, that's right.
Carmela Soprano : [after she remains silent] OK, fine, you're punished.
Meadow Soprano : For what? I didn't do anything.
Tony Soprano : Oh, you call what you did to grandma's house "nothing"?
Meadow Soprano : [Raising her voice] It wasn't my fault.
Carmela Soprano : It's never your fault, Meadow.
Meadow Soprano : It was just supposed to be me, Hunter, and the Mackalalooso twins and Steve shows up with his asshole friend Adam and a bunch of people from Bolton.
Tony Soprano : Oh, so Steve's walking around trying doorknobs until he hits the jackpot.
Meadow Soprano : No, Hunter goes and tells him.
Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Meadow constantly shifting blame to her friend Hunter] Oh, now with the "Hunter".
Tony Soprano : She's over at her house blaming it all on Meadow, it's an old game.
Meadow Soprano : We're under a lot of pressure, you try studying day and night to get into college. We deserved a night.
Tony Soprano : [Noticing she's becoming emotional] OK, take it easy, take it easy.
Carmela Soprano : I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure but it's still no excuse.
Tony Soprano : So, who was this "ecstasy" guy?
Meadow Soprano : I just told you, Adam, I don't even know him. He just showed up with Steve.
Carmela Soprano : Is this the same Steve I know? The school newspaper kid you're always with?
Meadow Soprano : He's a "flake", why do you think I stopped hanging out with him?
Carmela Soprano : That's news to me you stopped hanging out with Steve.
Meadow Soprano : It's painful to talk about, OK?
Tony Soprano : Well, you're going to get punished.
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Meadow Soprano : Look, you guys, I know what I did was not OK and I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself. I think you should take away my Discover card.
Carmela Soprano : You better believe it.
Tony Soprano : That's right.
Meadow Soprano : For two weeks.
Tony Soprano : Three.
Meadow Soprano : How do I buy gas?
Tony Soprano : Your allowance.
Meadow Soprano : I spent my allowance and I already owe mom.
Carmela Soprano : [after Tony looks at her implying he wants to know what Meadow owes money for] The Pashmina.
Carmela Soprano : [to Meadow] We can wait on that.