The Sopranos (TV Series)

Toodle-Fucking-Oo (2000)

David Proval: Richie Aprile

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Quotes 

• Tony Soprano : [to Christopher as he walks up to their table in front of Satriale's, referring to their predetermined time to meet]  Hey, I said four o'clock.

  Christopher Moltisanti : The fuck? I leave before the stock market closes, you yell at me for not watching the phone guys.

  Tony Soprano : [to Christopher as he gestures to Richie]  Meet Richie Aprile.

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Richie]  Jesus Christ, how're you doing? Your brother was like a fucking god, great leader! I also heard a lot about you.

  Richie Aprile : Yeah, and I heard a lot about you. That's why I'm here.

  Christopher Moltisanti : What do you mean?

  Richie Aprile : [referring to Tony]  Out of respect for our "friend" here, I'm gonna talk nice. You ever raise your hand to my niece again, next time you won't see my face. You understand?

  Christopher Moltisanti : Who told you I put my hand on her?

  Richie Aprile : [to Tony]  is this kid getting jerky with me?

  Tony Soprano : [Tony Soprano shakes his head] 

  Richie Aprile : Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the "old-school". You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it's none of my fuckin' business. Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. We understand each other? Now get outta here, I wanna talk to Tony.

  Tony Soprano : [to Christopher, after Christopher and Richie shake hands]  Go ahead.

• Tony Soprano : [angered, meeting inside a mall]  I thought I told you to back the fuck off Beansie!

  Richie Aprile : I did, then I put it in drive.

  Tony Soprano : Oh, you think this is funny? That guy may never walk again, did you know that? And for what? 'Cause he didn't duke you enough? 'Cause he didn't visit you in the can? When was the last time you visited anybody in the can Richie? When was the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but Richie Aprile?

  Tony Soprano : Well, you remember one thing, this you'd better hear! You want a talk of this old school bullshit about the rules? Well, here's a rule you might remember. I'm the motherfuckin' fuckin' one who calls the shots! And you better pay me the respect that I gave your brother. Or we're gonna have a problem... a bad one.

  Tony Soprano : Now get the fuck out of here!

  Richie Aprile : Alright Tone.

  Tony Soprano : Yeah! Alright!

• Beansie Gaeta : [after greeting him]  so when did you get out? How come nobody told me?

  Richie Aprile : It's funny, Paulie 'Walnuts' told me he ran into you this morning

  Beansie Gaeta : Hey, honest to fuckin God, nobody said a word

  Richie Aprile : Just shut the fuck up

  Richie Aprile : [after Beansie sits down]  I did a lot of meditation in the can on this

  Beansie Gaeta : On what?

  Richie Aprile : I can't believe how crazy things get, do you ever meditate?

  Beansie Gaeta : [Amused]  me? Meditate? Are you crazy?

  Richie Aprile : Not as crazy as I used to be, still crazy enough to take out an eye out

  Beansie Gaeta : What's going on here?

  Richie Aprile : Ten years: not even a pleasant "go fuck yourself" from you I get

  Beansie Gaeta : You know, I always asked how you were doing

  Richie Aprile : The other two stores doing as good as this?

  Beansie Gaeta : Come on, you know? It's "a grind"

  Richie Aprile : [Sternly]  that doesn't answer my question

  Beansie Gaeta : Hey look, I know you're a "made guy" so I lose either way but I always respected you and your brother Jackie. I'm no "victim" here, I'm not some "grease ball" store owner. I'm sorry, I will not be "shaken down"

  Richie Aprile : Suckin up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you. I go away, I come back... you're a tough guy

  Beansie Gaeta : Don't do this

  Richie Aprile : Don't do what? Take what's owed to me?

  Beansie Gaeta : What's owed to you?

  Richie Aprile : I put you "in action." You got bad memory, veal parmesan sandwich... fuck you. I'll be back every Saturday partner

  Beansie Gaeta : You know I don't fuckin believe what I'm hearing here, I'm being shaken down for what? What did I do? Tell me what did I do? This is not right, I'm not gonna fuckin lay down. I'll step up

• Tony Soprano : I don't talk business with anybody: don't take it personally. A guy in my position is a government target, why do you think we're meeting in a fuckin mall?

  Richie Aprile : I'm the guy who saved you from the "hit parade"

  Tony Soprano : When? When did you ever step in for me?

  Richie Aprile : You forget? When you and my kid brother stuck up "Feech" La Manna's card game, Feech was "made" before the electric light. If it wasn't for me, you two kids would've caught a vicious beating to say the least

  Tony Soprano : You know I love you, you're like my big brother and your gonna be taken care of: what was "yours" before you went away will be "yours" again, you just gotta give it some time

  Richie Aprile : You're gonna do that for me?

  Tony Soprano : Hey fuck you

  Richie Aprile : What's "mine" is not "yours" to give me

  Tony Soprano : Hey prick, you reached out to me

  Richie Aprile : I said what I wanted to say

• Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [Talking privately in his doctor's clinic]  he's a good kid: lets me use his doctor/patient privilege to meet people here

  Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [while looking briefly out the window]  fuckin house arrest. Federal marshals are so far up my ass I can taste Brylcreem. Jesus, you look good. How you feeling?

  Richie Aprile : Better than some, not as bad as others. I gotta meet Tony in a mall: meet you here, the fuck is happening here?

  Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Like the man said "May you live in interesting times." You met with Tony?

  Richie Aprile : More like a fuckin audience with the Pope

  Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : What're you gonna do?

  Richie Aprile : Whatever you tell me

  Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : You and your brother were always good boys

  Richie Aprile : you tell me this is the way it is, then so be it. You tell me otherwise, I'm yours, whatever, and whoever: just say it

• Richie Aprile : [Meeting in a shopping mall]  we got a problem?

  Tony Soprano : Hey, I'm just trying to get you to slow the fuck down ok? Things are different now. You gotta be extra, extra careful

  Richie Aprile : When do you know me not to be careful?

  Tony Soprano : When? How about you're out of the joint for ten fuckin minutes, and you're already trying to shake down Beansie for a piece of his pizza joints? Do me a favor? Back off: he's a good earner

  Richie Aprile : Yeah for you

  Tony Soprano : Hey, that's none of your fuckin business. Those pizza joints are strictly a cash business... they come in handy

  Richie Aprile : Sneaky cocksucker

  Tony Soprano : Whatever, back off

  Richie Aprile : [referring to Beansie is not an official member of the mafia and is only an associate]  You taking the side of a "civilian" over me?

  Tony Soprano : [Irritated]  Jesus fuckin Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor, you want to do it? Do it, if you don't, go fuck yourself

  Richie Aprile : Oh yeah?

  Tony Soprano : Yeah

  Richie Aprile : How's your sister?

  Tony Soprano : [Surprised]  hey, there's no need for that kind of talk

  Richie Aprile : What?

  Tony Soprano : My sister

  Richie Aprile : Janice, how she doing?

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I thought you were "baiting" me you know? "How's your sister?", "Fuck your mother"