The Sopranos (TV Series)

The Knight in White Satin Armor (2000)

Edie Falco: Carmela Soprano

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• Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Tony had to suddenly leave to go to his mother's house the night before]  you've been gone all night: half the morning. What the hell happened over there?

  Tony Soprano : [after sitting down next to her on their couch in the living room]  Janice decided to go back to Seattle

  Carmela Soprano : Your kidding What about Richie? He must be devastated

  Tony Soprano : Richie's "gone."

  Carmela Soprano : What'd you mean "gone"?

  Tony Soprano : [Implying Richie's been killed]  "gone"

  Carmela Soprano : Where?

  Tony Soprano : Carmella after eighteen years of marriage, don't make me make you an accessory "after the fact."

  Carmela Soprano : [Eventually realizes what his implying]  an accessory "after the..."holy shit

  Tony Soprano : Stop asking

  Carmela Soprano : Oh my God

  Tony Soprano : I took care of it

  Carmela Soprano : That was not a marriage "made in heaven"

• Janice Soprano : [wearing her wedding dress while looking at herself in the mirror]  perfect, look at that cleavage, thank you Jesus. You know, I'm only doing this for the presents... and for Richie. Well, he says he'd rather go to Vegas but you gotta do the ritual "thing" right?

  Carmela Soprano : oh, this is such a happy time, all the flowers, all the excitement, I remember how I felt. There's the honeymoon, and the hope chest

  Janice Soprano : you're working overtime

  Carmela Soprano : do you remember how radiant I looked walking down that aisle?

  Janice Soprano : your depressed, aren't you?

  Carmela Soprano : [referring to a mistress]  depressed? No, I leave that to others, I'm just being realistic because in a year, tops: your gonna have to accept a comare

  Janice Soprano : [amused, doubtful]  oh yeah? I'd like to see a comare that's gonna let him hold a gun to her head when they fuck

  Carmela Soprano : you let him hold a gun to your head when you have sex?

  Janice Soprano : yeah, well, if that gets him "off", it's not any different than garter belts and nurse's uniforms

  Carmela Soprano : well, it's a gun, I thought you were a feminist?

  Janice Soprano : "usually", he takes the clip out

  Carmela Soprano : well, Jesus I hope so