- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Adriana] Hey, you got change? I'm fucking sliding this stupid bill in and out of the cigarette machine for like an hour.
- Tina Francesco: [suggestively] An hour? I bet you can go longer than that!
- Christopher Moltisanti: Listen to you! Why do you always talk like a whore?
- Tina Francesco: 'Cause men like it!
- Christopher Moltisanti: Yeah?
- [pauses, looks her over]
- Christopher Moltisanti: Think you're right about that.
- Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.
- Silvio Dante: So what's the difference?
- Tony Soprano: I don't know. It's a mind-set.
- Tony Blundetto: [to Paulie] You let that dry before you put on the second coat? Grandpa Munster over here.
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to trying to determine if Jack Massarone is an FBI informant] I couldn't tell shit, what the fuck am I? A mind reader?
- Christopher Moltisanti: So, what's the next step here Tone?
- Silvio Dante: [after Tony gives him a stern look] what?
- Tony Soprano: [Referring to Jack Massarone] He said I look like I lost some weight
- Christopher Moltisanti: Tony B wants to pick up some scratch, he can do this Massarone thing, if it goes
- Tony Soprano: [to Christopher] The fuck is wrong with you? The man is trying to go straight, don't you give a fuck about your cousin?
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm sorry T, your right. That was a great party the other night
- Tony Soprano: [Angered that Tony B doesn't want to rejoin the crime family and opting to pursue a legitimate lifestyle] fuck him, the guy's useless to me
- Christopher Moltisanti: [to Silvio after Tony leaves] was that a yes on Massarone?
- Silvio Dante: Tony's got his own process
- Jack Massarone: [while giving him a painting of the Rat Pack] I saw this and I thought of you
- Tony Soprano: [surprised] Oh, look at that
- Jack Massarone: A little gift to show my gratitude for all our work together
- Tony Soprano: [shakes his hand, referring to the images of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr] Thanks. Look at those guys: they had sometime
- Jack Massarone: You know we're gonna finally cut the ribbon for the museum on the twenty second? Their gonna ask me to make a speech on the challenges of contemporary urban development
- Jack Massarone: [after placing his order with the waitress] listen, my buddy in City Planning says they pulled the permit to turn the old bus into a mixed use but the thing is Zellman hasn't given me a number, has he said anything to you about another bid?
- Tony Soprano: We don't talk much, take your hat off: relax
- Jack Massarone: yeah, I just started Rogaine, do you think you can ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement?
- Tony Soprano: [points to his desert] Kind of soggy if you want to know the truth
- Jack Massarone: [nervously] This is federal redevelopment
- Tony Soprano: I'll look into it
- Tony Soprano: [after the waitress brings Jack's order to the table] So, a speech huh?
- Jack Massarone: Yeah
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the name of their construction project] The Museum of Science and Trucking
- Jack Massarone: I just wish my mother could've seen it
- Tony Soprano: Well, whenever she is, I'm sure she's proud
- Jack Massarone: Actually, I do know exactly where she is and it's pretty fuckin hot
- Tony Soprano: You had one of those too huh?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: So, are you in on the bus station project?
- Tony Soprano: Massarone is waiting on a number
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: How's he doing?
- Tony Soprano: Good, we had coffee. He used to bore me Jack, he ain't a bad guy once you get to know him
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I always liked him
- Tony Soprano: I was very touched by that funeral the other day: a real heart grabber
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: That fuckin Little Carmine and after what? Five years in Florida fixing wet t-shirt contests
- Tony Soprano: Listen I got some ideas for you to get you back on your feet unless of course you already know what your going to do
- Tony Blundetto: Well, yeah I got an idea
- Tony Soprano: Yeah?
- Tony Blundetto: Like four years in I got moved to Springfield you know where they got the big prison hospital. It's mostly stab wounds, detox. Anyway this guy I knew told me I could be an orderly and how it's easy time and all
- Tony Soprano: So your the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart
- Tony Blundetto: Yeah but it wasn't business for me. I mean I really got into this shit. Rehab block, guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases. We'd help them back so this might be something I could do. I got my Associates degree already. It took me five years. Now it's only like six months more to get my massage license
- Tony Soprano: So you want to run a massage parlor?
- Tony Blundetto: No, I'm going to be a licensed therapist. Look I've been away from this for a long time. I mean if I got a shot at staying out, and putting shit together, I should take it
- Tony Soprano: Oh, I was thinking you know I got this airbag thing but...
- Tony Blundetto: No Tone, thanks it's a really nice offer but I need regular work until I'm certified, just regular work
- Tony Soprano: I guess I know this guy looking for a delivery man for his linen fleet
- Tony Blundetto: You know I don't got my driver's license
- Tony Soprano: So you go to my guy at the DMV
- Tony Soprano: [giving a toast for his cousin Tony B during a welcome dinner] I'll make this fast because I know your all hungry. I remember growing up, I was always asking why I just used to have sisters? I said to my mother "Can't you save up something and get me a baby brother?" And my mother said "What's wrong with your cousin Tony?" She was right because we were brothers except, we had the same name. There were like fifty Tony's in the family. Some of you remember this: my dad's name was "Johnny" and his dad's name was "Alfred", so whenever we were out running around, you'd hear "Tony uncle Johnny", that was for me, and "Tony uncle Al", that was for him and there was "Tony uncle Philly" but he passed away. So with Tony B being away, it's been hard but his back now... for good, so welcome home
- Christopher Moltisanti: [referring to his sobriety] every place I go, I have substances I can't enjoy shoved in my face but I guess asking you for a little "support system" in my own home is way the fuck outta line, you gotta have some more wine
- Adriana La Cerva: you seem to have a good time tonight
- Christopher Moltisanti: [irritated] fuck you talkin about? What? Tina?
- Christopher Moltisanti: come on, that cunt's too full of herself anyway
- Adriana La Cerva: cunt? She's my maid of honor
- Christopher Moltisanti: she's no fuckin "maid", I'm telling you
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after she gets into bed with him] see? Now I'm upset, you see what I'm talkin about? But I guess it's all my problem?
- Adriana La Cerva: [while kissing him] I'm sorry, baby
- Tony Soprano: [talking privately, angrily] None of your fuckin business on which side of the bed I wake up on
- Tony Blundetto: Jesus, it's just an expression
- Tony Soprano: Bullshit and don't tell me you don't know I'm talkin about. All that Reginald Van Gleason shit "Boy, are you fat?" Things have changed around here, I'm the boss of this fuckin family
- Tony Blundetto: You're crowding me
- Tony Soprano: You don't make fun of me, got it?
- Tony Blundetto: Got it
- Tony Soprano: And knock off the massage shit: this is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne
- Rosalie Aprile: [taking a cigarette break during ladies' movie night at the Soprano home] look at us: we'll kill ourselves for these cigarettes
- Rosalie Aprile: [while in the backyard] you know they had a bear back here?
- Adriana La Cerva: how come Angie Bonpensiero didn't come?
- Rosalie Aprile: please, she's not welcome here
- Adriana La Cerva: I thought everybody liked her?
- Rosalie Aprile: [referring to Angie's husband Sal] don't you know about Pussy? He went into the program, he turned on us. The people he knew his whole life
- Adriana La Cerva: who knows why people do what they do?
- Rosalie Aprile: but what kind of person does that? I mean, it's like Judas or something. Even that last supper with Jesus, and the whole time, he knows their gonna crucify him. I mean at least Judas didn't go into any apostle program, he hung himself: he knew what he did
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: [talking privately during his funeral, angrily] what's going on here?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: what're you talking about?
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: my father: look at his hands
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: he looks peaceful
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: I'm talking about his rosery, the medal? You think I don't know what that is? It's for Opus Dei, the fuck is that about?
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: in his later years, your father was very sensitive of what's been going on in the church
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: bullshit! Your wife is into Opus Dei: you told Cole and Vino to put it there
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: you sure about that?
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: yes, I'm sure
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: you yourself said I was like another son to him
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: I was being polite: it was his deathbed
- Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni: I should've written those words down
- Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: maybe you should've? Because they don't mean anything anymore, you understand what I'm saying?
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: [greeting him at the door] my nephew
- Tony Soprano: [referring to her outfit, kisses her on the cheek as they hug each other] look at you, all "dolled" up, huh?
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: [referring to her son Tony B released from prison] I never thought I'd see this day
- Tony Soprano: well, here you are: still here. Where's Tony?
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: downstairs getting into one of his old suits
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: I'll buy him some new suits
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: his fine. I only wish he had more to come back to. That ex-wife of his, she uses her answering machine to ignore me
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: [referring to Tony B's twin sons] so forget about it, seeing the twins
- Tony Soprano: [while seeing a picture of Tony B's estranged daughter] how's Kelly? How's she doing?
- Aunt Quintina Blundetto: she's lost to us, Tony says his gonna hire a detective
- Tony Soprano: [after she points to a picture of them as babies, jokingly] even back then, my "Cannoli" was bigger than his
- Adriana La Cerva: [meeting privately] so, the movie's over and they all talk about their marriages, how miserable their marriages are, the bitterness
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [while taking notes] so, besides the movie night...
- Adriana La Cerva: [interrupts her] you have kids?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: no, did you attend Carmine Lupertazzi's funeral?
- Adriana La Cerva: no, I didn't know him, movie night was fun though
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: who was there at the Tony Blundetto homecoming?
- Adriana La Cerva: [irritated] I told you, just family. God, is that all you think about, your fuckin work. You don't care about how I feel about anything
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: ok, I was married to a fellow agent
- Adriana La Cerva: what happened, did he cheat on you?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: well, we were trying to get pregnant, he climbed right over me to become the assistant supervisor in the Milton task force. He jumped to Los Angeles with a pay grade without me
- Adriana La Cerva: my God, that's terrible
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: [going back to her notes] so, where were we?
- Adriana La Cerva: what am I doing? I can't talk to you, I can't even talk to Christopher and he's my soulmate. I can't talk to my friends, I am being ripped apart here: just "snitching" on people, for what? What do I get out of it?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: you can take some comfort in the fact that you're trying to do the right thing by helping your government
- Adriana La Cerva: [sarcastically] oh, seriously?
- Agent Robyn Sanseverino: for me, it was when I was in college, my sister's boyfriend traded our TV for six handguns. He sold five to a high school kid and used the last one to open a coconut, the ricochet left my sister a paraplegic. I knew I had to do something about guys like him. Nowhere but the FBI is the line clearer between the good guys and the bad guys. And you're with the good guys now
- Adriana La Cerva: [before becoming teary eyed] wow, Jesus