The Sopranos (TV Series)

Rat Pack (2004)

James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano

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• Tony Soprano : I tell you, I'm having a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.

  Silvio Dante : So what's the difference?

  Tony Soprano : I don't know. It's a mind-set.

• Tony Soprano : [Referring to trying to determine if Jack Massarone is an FBI informant]  I couldn't tell shit, what the fuck am I? A mind reader?

  Christopher Moltisanti : So, what's the next step here Tone?

  Silvio Dante : [after Tony gives him a stern look]  what?

  Tony Soprano : [Referring to Jack Massarone]  He said I look like I lost some weight

  Christopher Moltisanti : Tony B wants to pick up some scratch, he can do this Massarone thing, if it goes

  Tony Soprano : [to Christopher]  The fuck is wrong with you? The man is trying to go straight, don't you give a fuck about your cousin?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'm sorry T, your right. That was a great party the other night

  Tony Soprano : [Angered that Tony B doesn't want to rejoin the crime family and opting to pursue a legitimate lifestyle]  fuck him, the guy's useless to me

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Silvio after Tony leaves]  was that a yes on Massarone?

  Silvio Dante : Tony's got his own process

• Jack Massarone : [while giving him a painting of the Rat Pack]  I saw this and I thought of you

  Tony Soprano : [surprised]  Oh, look at that

  Jack Massarone : A little gift to show my gratitude for all our work together

  Tony Soprano : [shakes his hand, referring to the images of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis, Jr]  Thanks. Look at those guys: they had sometime

  Jack Massarone : You know we're gonna finally cut the ribbon for the museum on the twenty second? Their gonna ask me to make a speech on the challenges of contemporary urban development

  Jack Massarone : [after placing his order with the waitress]  listen, my buddy in City Planning says they pulled the permit to turn the old bus into a mixed use but the thing is Zellman hasn't given me a number, has he said anything to you about another bid?

  Tony Soprano : We don't talk much, take your hat off: relax

  Jack Massarone : yeah, I just started Rogaine, do you think you can ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement?

  Tony Soprano : [points to his desert]  Kind of soggy if you want to know the truth

  Jack Massarone : [nervously]  This is federal redevelopment

  Tony Soprano : I'll look into it

  Tony Soprano : [after the waitress brings Jack's order to the table]  So, a speech huh?

  Jack Massarone : Yeah

  Tony Soprano : [referring to the name of their construction project]  The Museum of Science and Trucking

  Jack Massarone : I just wish my mother could've seen it

  Tony Soprano : Well, whenever she is, I'm sure she's proud

  Jack Massarone : Actually, I do know exactly where she is and it's pretty fuckin hot

  Tony Soprano : You had one of those too huh?

• Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : So, are you in on the bus station project?

  Tony Soprano : Massarone is waiting on a number

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : How's he doing?

  Tony Soprano : Good, we had coffee. He used to bore me Jack, he ain't a bad guy once you get to know him

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I always liked him

  Tony Soprano : I was very touched by that funeral the other day: a real heart grabber

  Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : That fuckin Little Carmine and after what? Five years in Florida fixing wet t-shirt contests

• Tony Soprano : Listen I got some ideas for you to get you back on your feet unless of course you already know what your going to do

  Tony Blundetto : Well, yeah I got an idea

  Tony Soprano : Yeah?

  Tony Blundetto : Like four years in I got moved to Springfield you know where they got the big prison hospital. It's mostly stab wounds, detox. Anyway this guy I knew told me I could be an orderly and how it's easy time and all

  Tony Soprano : So your the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart

  Tony Blundetto : Yeah but it wasn't business for me. I mean I really got into this shit. Rehab block, guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases. We'd help them back so this might be something I could do. I got my Associates degree already. It took me five years. Now it's only like six months more to get my massage license

  Tony Soprano : So you want to run a massage parlor?

  Tony Blundetto : No, I'm going to be a licensed therapist. Look I've been away from this for a long time. I mean if I got a shot at staying out, and putting shit together, I should take it

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I was thinking you know I got this airbag thing but...

  Tony Blundetto : No Tone, thanks it's a really nice offer but I need regular work until I'm certified, just regular work

  Tony Soprano : I guess I know this guy looking for a delivery man for his linen fleet

  Tony Blundetto : You know I don't got my driver's license

  Tony Soprano : So you go to my guy at the DMV

• Tony Soprano : [giving a toast for his cousin Tony B during a welcome dinner]  I'll make this fast because I know your all hungry. I remember growing up, I was always asking why I just used to have sisters? I said to my mother "Can't you save up something and get me a baby brother?" And my mother said "What's wrong with your cousin Tony?" She was right because we were brothers except, we had the same name. There were like fifty Tony's in the family. Some of you remember this: my dad's name was "Johnny" and his dad's name was "Alfred", so whenever we were out running around, you'd hear "Tony uncle Johnny", that was for me, and "Tony uncle Al", that was for him and there was "Tony uncle Philly" but he passed away. So with Tony B being away, it's been hard but his back now... for good, so welcome home

• Tony Soprano : [talking privately, angrily]  None of your fuckin business on which side of the bed I wake up on

  Tony Blundetto : Jesus, it's just an expression

  Tony Soprano : Bullshit and don't tell me you don't know I'm talkin about. All that Reginald Van Gleason shit "Boy, are you fat?" Things have changed around here, I'm the boss of this fuckin family

  Tony Blundetto : You're crowding me

  Tony Soprano : You don't make fun of me, got it?

  Tony Blundetto : Got it

  Tony Soprano : And knock off the massage shit: this is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne

• Aunt Quintina Blundetto : [greeting him at the door]  my nephew

  Tony Soprano : [referring to her outfit, kisses her on the cheek as they hug each other]  look at you, all "dolled" up, huh?

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : [referring to her son Tony B released from prison]  I never thought I'd see this day

  Tony Soprano : well, here you are: still here. Where's Tony?

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : downstairs getting into one of his old suits

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : I'll buy him some new suits

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : his fine. I only wish he had more to come back to. That ex-wife of his, she uses her answering machine to ignore me

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : [referring to Tony B's twin sons]  so forget about it, seeing the twins

  Tony Soprano : [while seeing a picture of Tony B's estranged daughter]  how's Kelly? How's she doing?

  Aunt Quintina Blundetto : she's lost to us, Tony says his gonna hire a detective

  Tony Soprano : [after she points to a picture of them as babies, jokingly]  even back then, my "Cannoli" was bigger than his