The Sopranos (TV Series)

Rat Pack (2004)

Steve Buscemi: Tony Blundetto

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• Tony Blundetto : So what do I find at the Pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat.

• Tony Blundetto : [to Paulie]  You let that dry before you put on the second coat? Grandpa Munster over here.

• Tony Soprano : Listen I got some ideas for you to get you back on your feet unless of course you already know what your going to do

  Tony Blundetto : Well, yeah I got an idea

  Tony Soprano : Yeah?

  Tony Blundetto : Like four years in I got moved to Springfield you know where they got the big prison hospital. It's mostly stab wounds, detox. Anyway this guy I knew told me I could be an orderly and how it's easy time and all

  Tony Soprano : So your the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart

  Tony Blundetto : Yeah but it wasn't business for me. I mean I really got into this shit. Rehab block, guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases. We'd help them back so this might be something I could do. I got my Associates degree already. It took me five years. Now it's only like six months more to get my massage license

  Tony Soprano : So you want to run a massage parlor?

  Tony Blundetto : No, I'm going to be a licensed therapist. Look I've been away from this for a long time. I mean if I got a shot at staying out, and putting shit together, I should take it

  Tony Soprano : Oh, I was thinking you know I got this airbag thing but...

  Tony Blundetto : No Tone, thanks it's a really nice offer but I need regular work until I'm certified, just regular work

  Tony Soprano : I guess I know this guy looking for a delivery man for his linen fleet

  Tony Blundetto : You know I don't got my driver's license

  Tony Soprano : So you go to my guy at the DMV

• Tony Soprano : [talking privately, angrily]  None of your fuckin business on which side of the bed I wake up on

  Tony Blundetto : Jesus, it's just an expression

  Tony Soprano : Bullshit and don't tell me you don't know I'm talkin about. All that Reginald Van Gleason shit "Boy, are you fat?" Things have changed around here, I'm the boss of this fuckin family

  Tony Blundetto : You're crowding me

  Tony Soprano : You don't make fun of me, got it?

  Tony Blundetto : Got it

  Tony Soprano : And knock off the massage shit: this is a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne