- [In the nursing home, where his mother lives]
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I don't understand. All the money I put in this place, and my mother is getting picked on by the others. I want it stopped.
- Nursing home supervisor: You'll have to excuse these girls. Sometimes they think it's a high school with wheelchairs.
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian, during Furio's father's funeral] you can't let it get to you. My brother lived a full life. He had lots of women. That's the best you can hope for. Are you going to stay around for a while?
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] since I left America all I thought about was coming back here. When I saw Naples from the airplane I got a hard on
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] what do you expect? It's home
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] I don't know anymore. Even the San Genaro Cathedral I went to pray for my father. There were hamburger wrappers everywhere
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] I don't think it's litter that's got you turned around
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] there's a woman
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] so go home to her. You did the duties of a son
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] she's the Don's wife
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] Soprano?
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] he doesn't know
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] you fucking her?
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] no, I'm not even sure he knows. I never even kissed her
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] good so you stay away. No harm done
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] I don't think I can. I love her
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] you fucking crazy? All the shit I pulled in my life I never fucked the boss's life. You know why?
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] stop the rhetorical questions
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] because I know he would kill me if he found out, and they always find out everything: these bosses. The only way you can have her is if you killed the man
- Furio Giunta: [In Italian] I know this
- Uncle Maurizio: [In Italian] So? Don't be an idiot
- Tony Soprano: [referring to Ralph] you know, it could be "risky" trusting him to have a sense of humor
- Valentina la Paz: [referring to the prank she played on Ralph of him stepping in horse feces] did you think it was funny?
- Tony Soprano: yeah, but what I think is funny is what an eight-year-old boy thinks is funny
- Valentina la Paz: having any "fun" yourself?
- Tony Soprano: what, you taking a survey?
- Valentina la Paz: have any interest in art?
- Tony Soprano: yeah, sure, if it's the "right" thing I do
- Valentina la Paz: there's an artist down in New Hope, specializes in horses: give him a photo of your horse, he paints beautiful portraits. It'll look great in your office
- Tony Soprano: you better have a look in my office before you make that call
- Valentina la Paz: [before giving him her business card] think about it: if you're interested, give me a call
- Tony Soprano: [pronouncing her surname from the business card] "la Paz", what's that, Puerto Rican?
- Valentina la Paz: Cubana, my mother was Italian, my father, Cuban
- Tony Soprano: you're a dangerous combination
- Carmela Soprano: [after he pulls a prank on her by pouring a glass of cold water while she takes a warm shower] You did that on our honeymoon, and I didn't like it then and I asked you to promise you'd never do it again
- Tony Soprano: It's just a little cold water
- Carmela Soprano: Yeah, well, it's really unpleasant. Do you remember promising me?
- Tony Soprano: So, you can do it back to me
- Carmela Soprano: I don't want to do it back to you
- Carmela Soprano: [raises her voice] Do you remember promising me?
- Tony Soprano: Yeah, so, what?
- Carmela Soprano: So, this is one promise I would like you to keep
- Tony Soprano: [disappointed when she's not amused by his prank] whatever
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Maybe you're feeling guilty
- Tony Soprano: I don't see that. Why would I?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Because his a friend of yours and you're cuckolding him
- Tony Soprano: [Remains silent, confused]
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Cuckolding is when a man has an affair with another's wife
- Tony Soprano: She's not his wife anyway, she's his comare
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: And therefore has no status anyway
- Tony Soprano: Comare's has status. I mean it's not like in the old days when a man had a wife and then sort of a second wife. It used to be they'd take their wives out Fridays and comares on Saturdays or maybe it's the other way around? Anyway when I came up, it wasn't so formal. A business associate of mine has two full families. One up here, one down in Sea Girt, and the second wife bust his balls just as much as the first.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Sounds like a complicated arrangement. I'm afraid our time's up
- Tony Soprano: Just give me another minute
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: I have a patient waiting
- Tony Soprano: Then let him wait, you make me wait out there all the time. I just want to ask if it's possible for a man to go out with a woman without really "doing anything" with them?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: You'll have to be more specific
- Tony Soprano: He likes them to hurt him, and that's it and he goes and "take care" of himself. His own needs.
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: He sounds like a textbook masochist
- Tony Soprano: You mean like S&M?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: The M part yes
- Tony Soprano: I thought that stuff was just a run up to the act?
- Dr. Jennifer Melfi: That's the case for many people but not for people with paraphilias for them seeing humiliated becomes in of itself the sexual release like many other things it's rooted in childhood
- Tony Soprano: [after walking up to Christopher and Silvio, Who are talking privately] what's up?
- Silvio Dante: A little business
- Tony Soprano: Like what?
- Silvio Dante: Why? You wanna hear this?
- Silvio Dante: [safter Tony nods] I was just saying how we have to give a bigger percentage to the union guys and the customs guys
- Tony Soprano: You're shitting me, right? That's what you guys came up with?
- Silvio Dante: Everybody seems pleased with the: arrangement
- Tony Soprano: God damn it, now I'm gonna have to go down there and go see every fuckin' body from the harbor master on down which is exactly what I was trying to avoid
- Silvio Dante: You wanted me to negotiate, that's what we'll do
- Tony Soprano: Don't make me go down there. I'm tryin to free myself up and do a little global thinking
- Christopher Moltisanti: [before Tony walks away] Right
- Carmela Soprano: [while bringing him a cup of coffee] here, I made it with a lot of milk and sugar: it's a lot more comforting that way
- Carmela Soprano: [seeing him upset, rubbing his shoulder] you sure you don't want some eggs or an English muffin, or something? You're coming back?
- Furio Giunta: I hope so: Immigration, they make problems
- Carmela Soprano: maybe Tony can help with that?
- Furio Giunta: yeah
- Tony Soprano: [after coming down the stairs] the hell you still doing here? I thought you were flying out to Naples?
- Furio Giunta: I just drop off the shirts from Patsy's guy
- Tony Soprano: alright, but you should be on your way to see your old man
- Furio Giunta: Cancer is everywhere in his body: cancer don't respect nothing. You know it started in his lungs...
- Tony Soprano: [interrupts him, hands him a roll of cash] you need any money?
- Furio Giunta: I'm good
- Carmela Soprano: [to Furio] Please call and let us know
- Furio Giunta: [to Tony] I'm sorry, your gonna have to get someone else to drive you tonight
- Tony Soprano: Not a problem: go
- Tony Soprano: [asking her if she wants him to pour her wine while holding the bottle over her glass] a simple yes or no will do
- Carmela Soprano: please
- Carmela Soprano: [after Tony orders desert and coffee for everyone, to Brian] can I ask you a financial related question?
- Tony Soprano: come on, the last thing the guy wants to talk about is talk shop.
- Janelle Cammarata: go ahead, ask him anything you want: it's all he likes to talk about
- Carmela Soprano: it's no big thing, I was just wondering if you had any ideas what Tony and I should do with the "proceeds" from the property we sold in Newark?
- Brian Cammarata: [assuming she's referring to the real estate scam he and Tony were involved in with the Department of Housing and Urban Development] HUD?
- Carmela Soprano: [confused] what?
- Tony Soprano: [jokingly, pretending Brian is drunk, covering up for Brian's mistake, referring to the 1963 western] the kid loves Paul Newman movies: no more Grappa for you
- Carmela Soprano: [to Tony] you know what I'm talking about, uncle Junior's lot over on Frelinghuysen Avenue
- Tony Soprano: [referring to the money they made from the sale] oh yeah, that, it all went into the trust
- Brian Cammarata: T-bills, I was able to lock you in before the rates dropped
- Neil Mink: [while playing golf] We lucked out with the weather huh? So, how's the life of leisure?
- Tony Soprano: I'm playing golf ain't I?
- Neil Mink: But seriously, it's good your pulling back business-wise like we agreed
- Tony Soprano: My nephew, I told him, I'm gonna be speaking through him and only through him as time passes
- Neil Mink: Good
- Tony Soprano: And Sil
- Neil Mink: Good
- Tony Soprano: I don't wanna celebrate my daughter's first kid in prison
- Tony Soprano: [over a payphone] alright, this sit-down, with the guy, get a pen and paper
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after looking through nightstand] I can't find a piece of paper
- Christopher Moltisanti: [after deciding to write on his pillowcase, telling Tony to his ready to write what his going to say] shoot
- Tony Soprano: alright, tell Paulie to let Patsy run the car operation while Furio is gone. Then tell Patsy his gotta kick up ten points: seven and a half to me, two and a half to Paulie
- Christopher Moltisanti: got it
- Tony Soprano: alright, you and Sil, you figure out who pays the Longshore union and how much, I'll back you whichever
- Christopher Moltisanti: I'm on it
- Tony Soprano: [before hanging up] alright
- Rosalie Aprile: I remember this charity going towards my family when Jack died, I didn't know how to pay the phone bill: Jackie always did everything
- Carmela Soprano: Well, he paid the bills, other than that, it's the same with Tony, trying to find out where the money is, how much we have, and I get such resistance
- Rosalie Aprile: I didn't know what we had until I buried Jackie
- Carmela Soprano: was it enough?
- Rosalie Aprile: Sort of... not really but how much is enough anyway?
- Carmela Soprano: I don't know: that's my point. Doesn't anything ever change? Women are supposed to be partners nowadays, I'm not a feminist, I'm not saying fifty, fifty but Jesus. I put up with this comàre shit, pardon my French. I made my peace with it: as best I could anyway
- Rosalie Aprile: Isn't your cousin Brian handling your money now?
- Carmela Soprano: the big things, the investments: his doing well too. I do have to give Tony credit there, he did meet me half way, which was a very step for him, I know
- Rosalie Aprile: So, maybe you have nothing to worry about?
- Carmela Soprano: I don't know... Tony pulls people into his circle, I don't know what to think
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [while driving Tony] you think he wears a bag?
- Tony Soprano: [confused] who wears what?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: you know, a colostomy bag? Furio's old man?
- Tony Soprano: how the fuck would I know that?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: because my ma, maybe, maybe not... has to get one
- Tony Soprano: [disgusted] can we not talk about this?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: we can talk about any topic you like
- Tony Soprano: good
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: it's just that I got ma "squared away" at Green Grove...
- Tony Soprano: [interrupts him, irritated] for the fuck's sake, everybody's gonna get old and die
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: am I driving you tomorrow too?
- Tony Soprano: no, I'll drive myself
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I got nothing else to do
- Tony Soprano: I got a very important meeting, that's all, "delicate situation"
- Charles Cirillo: [after Paulie places a piece of luggage as a gift on his desk] That's a nice gesture, but I really can't...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [interrupts him] Go on, I got lots of them: you can't insult me
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [after noticing his not wearing them] No more glasses
- Charles Cirillo: [referring to the laser eye surgery] I had the LASIK
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Your face "cleared up" pretty good too, huh?
- Charles Cirillo: [smiles] It "cleared up" in tenth grade
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to the year in high school he dropped out] See, there you go, ninth was my last
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [referring to the nursing home] So, did your mom tell you I saw her over at Green Grove?
- Charles Cirillo: [nods] Apparently she sees quite a bit of your mother
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: That's just it, they're both residents but there seems to be an exclusion. I don't blame your mother, I blame that Minnie Matrone. She's a malignant cunt, excuse me for saying so, she led your mother on and she don't even live there
- Charles Cirillo: I'm not sure I understand?
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: I'm just asking you to talk to your ma: see if she can include my ma into the group
- Charles Cirillo: it won't do much good, you know how these old gals are
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: All I'm trying to do is pay my ma back for when I was a kid and got into so much trouble. She "went to bat" for me how many times, with the nuns, with the store owners up and down thirteenth street, and let's face it, with the cops. All the bad I did, well, I'm still capable, even if I don't watch myself with all of that, she always had my back
- Charles Cirillo: I'll talk to my ma, see what she says but like I said...
- Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: [stands up and shakes his hand before leaving] Whatever you can do
- Charles Cirillo: Take care, alright?