The Sopranos (TV Series)
Join the Club (2006)
Matt Servitto: Agent Dwight Harris
Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly, greeting Harris] oh, Sheriff of Nottingham, my kingdom for a mortadella, huh?
Agent Dwight Harris : they make a great sandwich here: no getting around it
Christopher Moltisanti : what about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhea-stan or wherever the fuck you were?
Agent Dwight Harris : [points to the sandwich, referring to Tony getting shot by his uncle] this might be the cure. Hey, I was sorry to hear about Tony
Christopher Moltisanti : yeah, well, I got nothing to say about what happened, so...
Agent Dwight Harris : [interrupts him] that's not why I asked, how's he doing?
Christopher Moltisanti : his fucked up. You know what I think? I don't think you come here for the sandwiches, I think you come here because you miss us
Christopher Moltisanti : [when Harris doesn't respond] hey, I can't blame you: that job you got now must be depressing. How goes the war on terror anyway?
Agent Ron Goddard : working it
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] I heard Fieldcrest reported a truckload of towels missing?
Agent Ron Goddard : we actually spend a little more of our time trying to interdict the financial networks that fund the terrorist cells worldwide
Christopher Moltisanti : no shit
Agent Dwight Harris : truck hijacking, narcotics. In fact, if you ever hear of "anything, "going down", Middle Easterners, Pakistanis, you'd be helping a lot, if you picked up the phone
Christopher Moltisanti : and called you?
Agent Ron Goddard : it's your country too, isn't it?
Christopher Moltisanti : like I would know any one of these suicide jerk-offs, if he bit me on the ass
Agent Dwight Harris : you knew Matush Giamona: hung out at your girlfriend's club
Christopher Moltisanti : he was a drug dealer, her "friend." I didn't know shit about his politics until one of your people told me
Agent Dwight Harris : something to keep in mind
Christopher Moltisanti : I take that terrorism shit seriously, and Tony? Don't even get him started