The Sopranos (TV Series)
Irregular Around the Margins (2004)
Drea de Matteo: Adriana La Cerva
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Quotes
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Christopher : What do you got to be stressed about? That bar?
Adriana La Cerva : War, Christopher? The Middle East?
Christopher : You don't listen to the president? We're gonna mop the floor with the whole fuckin' world; the whole world's gonna be under our control, so what are worked up about?
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Agent Robyn Sanseverino : [after seeing Adriana with many cuts and bruises on her face] Jesus Christ
Adriana La Cerva : Don't get all excited, most of it was from the accident
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : You ok?
Adriana La Cerva : What'd you fuckin think? Kicked out of my house, have Ulcerative colitis, and you call me up
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : We'd like your permission to put a listening device in your business. This relationship with Tony could net us a lot of chatter, don't forget it's him we're after
Adriana La Cerva : There is no relationship
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : The faster we can put Tony away, the sooner you can get on with your life. We can get a court order to install the device but this way it will be a lot simpler
Adriana La Cerva : Fuck you. I do enough for you people. You're not bugging my club
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : [Referring to Christopher] Adriana, it's a syndrome: protecting abusers
Adriana La Cerva : If it had been Christopher alone in the car with a woman, I would have killed him
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Adriana La Cerva : [meeting privately] Tony's spending so much time at the club
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : You think that might have something to do with you?
Adriana La Cerva : [referring to oral sex] Oh, if you think I'm gonna blow this guy, for your sick purposes, you are sadly mistaken
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : So, go on with this phone call you got the other night
Adriana La Cerva : [shrugs] Just some guy with a southern accent: Christopher grabbed the phone and yelled at him for calling the house. He said he'd see him down there
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : Down where? Did you check the log on his cell?
Adriana La Cerva : Not since I almost got caught doing that and I am not doing it again
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : [referring to the area code of the phone numbers] Wait until he goes in the shower: see if there's a 404 or a 336 and memorize any other numbers you don't recognize
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Adriana La Cerva : [meeting privately] You know Tony had ducks one time in his pool
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : You need to find out where Chris went
Adriana La Cerva : [ignoring her instructions] I'm getting this "vibe" from him
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : Who, Tony?
Adriana La Cerva : His really nice, he listens
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : His kind of attractive. Definitely an Alpha male, what if Christopher found out?
Adriana La Cerva : What? I'm not gonna fuck him
Agent Robyn Sanseverino : Then, what're you talking about?
Adriana La Cerva : I love Christopher and sooner or later we're gonna get out from under and leave this fuckin state
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Christopher : [referring to her diagnosis] Irritable bowel syndrome?
Adriana La Cerva : He'll know more when the tests come back, I still gotta bring him a stool sample
Christopher : [disgusted] Jesus, please
Adriana La Cerva : You're the one who yelled at me to go to the doctor
Christopher : I gotta know every detail?
Adriana La Cerva : I could be very sick?
Christopher : My aunt Josephine had colon cancer: her whole asshole rotted out
Adriana La Cerva : I may have to go into therapy. Plus, his gonna put me on Prozac
Christopher : For diarrhea?
Adriana La Cerva : It'll help me cope, handle stress
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Tony Soprano : You know who you ought to introduce me to, the friend of yours?
Adriana La Cerva : Who?
Tony Soprano : The one you brought over to the house that time: tall, kind of blondish brownish hair? Danielle from Whippany
Adriana La Cerva : [covering up the fact that Danielle is the undercover FBI agent Deborah Ciccerone-Waldrup] She's dead
Tony Soprano : [surprised] What?
Adriana La Cerva : [nervously] Yeah, she drowned on picnic
Tony Soprano : I thought I picked up on something between her and me, I'm not trying to be conceited
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Dr. Rene Katz : Did having your bowl movement released, relieve the pain?
Adriana La Cerva : [while lying down on his examination table] Yeah
Dr. Rene Katz : Would you describe the diarrhea as loose or liquid?
Adriana La Cerva : Liquid, I'm so scared to be away from the toilet, I might have an "accident"
Dr. Rene Katz : [while pressing down on her abdomen] Is this tender?
Adriana La Cerva : No
Dr. Rene Katz : [after gesturing her to sit up] How's your personal life?
Adriana La Cerva : [confused] What'd you mean?
Dr. Rene Katz : Well, sometimes, gastrointestinal disturbances are stress related. Is there anything unusual that might be giving you the 'jimjams"?
Adriana La Cerva : [referring to medication] I just want "something" for my stomach so I can quit going to the bathroom: That's what giving me stress
Dr. Rene Katz : why don't you get dressed? We'll talk in my office
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Adriana La Cerva : [while in her office at her club Crazy Horse] My stupid car: five thousand miles and the alternator's gone
Tony Soprano : What'd about you, Mimi said you went to the doctor?
Adriana La Cerva : I've been having trouble with my stomach. That's why I'm drinking White Russians
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] You got ulcers already?
Adriana La Cerva : It's called "IBS"
Tony Soprano : What's that?
Adriana La Cerva : Irritable bowel syndrome
Tony Soprano : My mother had that all her life
Tony Soprano : [points to the bandage on his head] See this?
Adriana La Cerva : Yeah, I noticed that, what happened?
Tony Soprano : It's cancer
Adriana La Cerva : [surprised] What?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, squamous
Adriana La Cerva : Oh my God, that's terrible
Tony Soprano : They think they got it all
Tony Soprano : [jokingly, gently taps his head] Knock on wood, just... cancer. "Things" that run through your head
Adriana La Cerva : Sure
Tony Soprano : I got a top guy though: Katz, Hesh recommended him
Tony Soprano : [changing the subject] So, this disease you got, what causes it?
Adriana La Cerva : I did a Google on it, and like the doctor, they all said a lot of it is all psychological. So, on top of everything, I'm a headcase
Tony Soprano : [amused] No, come on, stop blaming yourself
Adriana La Cerva : Christopher don't wanna know, not that I blame him
Tony Soprano : [after looking at his watch] I gotta take off, AJ's getting back from his volleyball "thing". Listen, don't say anything to anybody, people hear cancer, they'll start to bury you already
