The Sopranos (TV Series)

Cold Cuts (2004)

Drea de Matteo: Adriana La Cerva

Quotes 

• Adriana La Cerva : Who is this Uncle Pat anyway?

  Christopher Moltisanti : [while packing up his belongings for his trip]  He was a "knock around guy," like Tony's dad but they let him retire to this farm in Upstate New York. It sounds funny, but it wasn't, he had the hiccups up to like a year

  Adriana La Cerva : Jeez

  Christopher Moltisanti : Great guy: he had a daughter but she lived with her mom. We each got sent up there summers when we hit twelve or thirteen

  Adriana La Cerva : Did you have the hiccups?

  Christopher Moltisanti : No, I told you that went away. What, you think it's fuckin funny? He almost committed suicide because of it, how would you like it? Where's my Barneys underpants with the ventilator cotton?

  Adriana La Cerva : [before he gestures to her to get it for him]  Still in the dryer

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to Tony Blundetto]  I'll you thing, I need Tony B up there like I need a third nut

  Adriana La Cerva : This resentment: he is your cousin

  Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah? You should've seen him when I was little: him and Tony Soprano both, how they broke my balls, teased me. One time, I was spending my summer up at Uncle Pat's farm like they used to, I was eleven, they came up and they were like nineteen, shot guns, they didn't take me with them but when I found them, they said I had to be "initiated" into a "special" group by being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. I was on that tree until three o'clock in the fuckin morning

  Adriana La Cerva : [not believing that happened]  No

  Christopher Moltisanti : I worship these two guys: Tony Soprano especially. When he was by himself, used to push me around on my Big Wheels, teach me curse words, when he was by himself

  Christopher Moltisanti : [when looking through his bags]  Where's the Tinactin?

  Adriana La Cerva : It's on the night table

  Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the casino Tony Soprano put Tony B in charge of]  And here we are again: Tony B gets out, and Tony lays a two hundred K a year "cash cow" on him

  Adriana La Cerva : Don't get mad, ok? I know we touched on it couple times but you're so unhappy here, what if we left? Far away and you went into something else

  Christopher Moltisanti : Like what?

  Adriana La Cerva : I don't know, like pick up you're writing maybe? Male modeling one day?

  Christopher Moltisanti : I'll get back to the writing someday, as far as male modeling, that'll probably be a success but I wouldn't want to around those fuckin people

  Christopher Moltisanti : [holds her cheeks, referring to his involvement in the mafia]  I'm a soldier, when you gonna understand that?