The Sopranos (TV Series)
Boca (1999)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : Uncle Jun, how was Boca?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Wonderful. I don't go down enough.
Carmela Soprano : That's not what I heard.
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Tony Soprano : [drunk] Carmela, I didn't hurt nobody.
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[Tony, Junior, Silvio and Mikey are playing golf]
Tony Soprano : Uncle Jun's into muff.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : What?
Tony Soprano : Oh, did I say "muff"? I meant "rough".
[sniffs]
Tony Soprano : What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : [to Mikey] The fuck's he talkin' about?
Tony Soprano : I thought you were a baccalà man, Uncle Jun. What are you doin' eatin' sushi?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : You fuckin' run off at the mouth, you know that?
Tony Soprano : [sings] South of the border, down Mexico Way.
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Hey listen, my friend. At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know.
Tony Soprano : What's that supposed to mean?
Corrado 'Junior' Soprano : Take it however you want. Don't bullshit with me.
Silvio Dante : Hey guys, guys. We're here to play golf or what? C'mon.
Tony Soprano : [sings] South of the border where the tuna fish play.
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Carmela Soprano : Let's just say your uncle has acquired quite a taste for her.
Tony Soprano : No, shit, Uncle Jun gives head?
Carmela Soprano : World class.
Tony Soprano : The old man's whistling through the wheat field?
Carmela Soprano : Don't be disgusting!
Tony Soprano : Oh, he's a Bushman of the Kalahari!
Carmela Soprano : [laughs]
Carmela Soprano : [laughs] That's why I don't tell you anything 'cause you don't know when to stop!
Tony Soprano : Oh my God, if this ever gets out.
Carmela Soprano : Oh yeah, like you don't do it or any of your friends. Bunch of hypocrites.
Tony Soprano : Hey, what goes on in this bedroom stays here and you know that.
Carmela Soprano : Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip.
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[Tony dismisses a Bada Bing girl after Coach Don Hauser declines some VIP treatment]
Tony Soprano : Brandy, go, uh, sit on a tuffet.
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Tony Soprano : [walking up to a man at a nearby table wearing a baseball cap] Take your hat off.
Capman : Excuse me?
Tony Soprano : They don't sell hot dogs here. They took the bleachers out two years ago.
Capman : It's my hat. I'll where it where I want.
[Tony stares at him, breathing angrily. The man hesitantly takes his baseball cap off]
Tony Soprano : [to man's date] How you doin'?
[leaves]
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Artie Bucco : [referring to their daughter's soccer coach after they win a game] What did I tell you? He's a beautiful, brilliant genius
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] What're you in love with him or what?
Artie Bucco : [jokingly] Frankly yes, if he steers Chiara through the college scholarships, I'll blow the guy in midfield
Tony Soprano : Oh, you will? How's chef with the dimples?
Artie Bucco : You gotta come sample the salad bar: we got a special chemical brightener, it keeps the lettuce crisp
Tony Soprano : Oh, nice
Artie Bucco : Oh, yeah, it's beautiful
Tony Soprano : [changing the subject] The offer's still there, you wanna make a little money, you put some out on the street, at two points, we split the interest?