The Sopranos (TV Series)

Army of One (2001)

Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano

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Quotes 

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Sad day.

  Junior Soprano : Mm hmm. Kid was always a dumb fuck though, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in three inches of water?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : The penguin exhibit. Jack always tried to lay off all Jackie's problems on a learning disorder, but...

  [thinks for a moment] 

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Well, stupidity would be a learning disorder, wouldn't it?

• Junior Soprano : [referring to the low number of people attending Jackie Jr.'s wake at Nuovo Vesuvio]  Look at this crappy turnout, you know if Jackie Sr. was still Acting Boss, with a child passed away, this place would be filled to the rafters: flowered cars up and down the block, no matter what the boy had done

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Bobby says you're out from under the house arrest, congratulations

  Junior Soprano : My fuckin lawyer was finally able to demonstrate I'm not a "flight risk". Flight risk? I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for the last eighteen months, my RICO trial is coming up

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : At least you're out and can eat regular food again

  Junior Soprano : Fuckin illness changed my whole view point. I'm gonna "stop and smell the roses"

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : We all should, I mean what the fuck?