The Sopranos (TV Series)

Another Toothpick (2001)

Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti

Quotes 

• Artie Bucco : [after exiting the kitchen of his restaurant, jokingly referring to Christopher sitting next to Tony]  Wait a minute, who let this one in here?

  Tony Soprano : [jokingly, as Artie walks to their table]  Oh, Wolfgang fuckface

  Christopher Moltisanti : [as Artie pats on his shoulders]  Hey, Artie

  Artie Bucco : [to Christopher]  The man who stole her away

  Christopher Moltisanti : [to Tony who looks confused, referring to her quitting her job]  Adriana, she gave her notice

  Tony Soprano : [sarcastically to Artie when he sits down at their table and pours himself a glass of wine]  help yourself

  Artie Bucco : [points to Christopher before he nods]  You better be good to that girl... cocksucker

  Tony Soprano : no wonder the food sucks: Your supposed to cook with the wine Artie

  Artie Bucco : [referring to Adriana]  Three years, best hostess I ever had

  Artie Bucco : [points to Christopher]  This... piece of shit steals her away

  Tony Soprano : [noticing Christopher is becoming agitated]  Artie, come on

  Artie Bucco : [before playfully rubbing Christopher hair]  Oh come on, he knows I'm breakin his balls

  Artie Bucco : [to Christopher]  Seriously though, if I'm you, I'd hire a food taster. You don't want to fuck with a chef, my friend

  Christopher Moltisanti : [irritated]  Why? You think you're the only one who knows how to swing a meat cleaver?

  Artie Bucco : [does the Bras d'honneur gesture to Christopher]  Fuck you

  Tony Soprano : [implying to him he should stop insulting Christopher]  Artie...