Son of the Beach (TV Series)

You Only Come Once (2002)

Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson

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Quotes 

• Porcelain Bidet : Sorry I'm late. I had to get my mink out of storage.

  Kimberlee Clark : Porcelain, do you have any idea how many minks died to make that coat?

  Notch Johnson : Oh, wait, Kimberlee, I love these. I don't know. How many minks died to make that coat?

  Kimberlee Clark : About 65!

  Notch Johnson : [he and Chip share a laugh]  That never gets old.

• Notch Johnson : Thanks for coming in the middle of the night.

  Kimberlee Clark : [seeing a blow-up sex doll]  Notch, is that what I think it is?

  [realizing it looks like her] 

  Kimberlee Clark : Is that *who* I think it is?

  Notch Johnson : [trying to kick it into hiding]  Oh, no! No, my darling... I mean, uh, Kimberlee. It's my, uh... it's my, um... uh, um... F!

  ["F" enters] 

  Notch Johnson : Gang, I want you to say hello to "F."

  Porcelain Bidet : Who the eff is "F"?

  Notch Johnson : He's my ol' mate, luv, from Her Majesty's Secret Service. I think you'll find his effeminate English accent very convincing.