Son of the Beach (TV Series)

The Long Hot Johnson (2002)

Kimberly Oja: Kimberlee Clark

Quotes 

• Porcelain Bidet : Snuggles and I are applying for membership to the exclusive South Malibu Adjacent Country Club, so would you say I'm mayflower wite, lily white, or ivory white?

  Jamaica St. Croix : Maybe I should join that club now that Mama Okrah gave me some of her jing.

  Porcelain Bidet : And which shade of white are you?

  Jamaica St. Croix : Uh, Barry White?

  Porcelain Bidet : Anyways, I've gotta get ready for the New Member Dance on Saturday night. You know, Kimberlee, the night you stay home and sob?

  Kimberlee Clark : Well, have a good time, and I hope you die soon.

• Kimberlee Clark : [Porcelain and Pussy save the others from Bull]  Porcelain, isn't this a little out of character for you?

  Porcelain Bidet : Don't get used to it. It was mostly her idea, anyways. Believe it or not, I really like Pussy.