Son of the Beach (TV Series)
Taco Lips Now: Part 1 (2002)
Stephen Mendillo: Judge Howard Doody
Quotes
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Judge Howard Doody : Who is the prosecuting attorney?
'Divine Rod' Petrie : [entering] I, Rod Petrie, formerly known as the Divine Rod, proudly represents the United States of America.
Notch Johnson : The Divine Rod? But you're a master criminal, a pornographer, and a sex fiend.
'Divine Rod' Petrie : Yeah, well, now I'm a lawyer.
Notch Johnson : Just when I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
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Judge Howard Doody : Who is the defense attorney?
Notch Johnson : I'm representing Notch Johnson.
Judge Howard Doody : Mr. Johnson, any man who defends himself has a fool for a client.
Notch Johnson : Thanks, Your Highness. I appreciate the compliment.
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Judge Howard Doody : I will now send this case to the jury.
Jury Foreman : Gee, what's the point? You know he's guilty.
Judge Howard Doody : Just go off and make it look like you've talked about it.