Son of the Beach (TV Series)
Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood (2002)
Timothy Stack: Notch Johnson
Quotes
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Notch Johnson : Porcelain, did you know that Nocchus and I fought together in the Three-Day War?
Jamaica St. Croix : I thought it was the Six-Day War.
Noccus Johnstein : Well, it was, but I was able to get 50% off.
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Chip Rommel : A body has been found by the dock.
Notch Johnson : What a lucky break. Was the doc able to save him?
Kimberlee Clark : No, Notch! He means there's a dead body down by the pier.
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Chip Rommel : That's far enough, Kimberlee of the dark! Kimberlee's now one of them. She sucks the life out of people.
Notch Johnson : Kimberlee's a divorce lawyer?
Chip Rommel : She's a vampire!
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Chip Rommel : Vampiren kommen nachts heraus, und sie drinken frische blut!
Notch Johnson : Damn it, Chip! What does all this mean?
Chip Rommel : This means that this book is 72 years overdue.
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Chip Rommel : In the night of the third moon in the summer month, if the lead vampire is killed before dawn, then all those bitten will return to normal.
Notch Johnson : But, Chip, it's 4:30 in the morning. Sunrise is as 5:26. You should've read this earlier!
Chip Rommel : This was on page 7,002!