Son of the Beach (TV Series)
The Gay Team (2002)
Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings
Quotes
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Kimberlee Clark : You're getting married?
B.J. Cummings : I didn't even know you were engorged.
Jamaica St. Croix : Who's the lucky john?
Porcelain Bidet : He's someone who's romantic, handsome, successful...
Chip Rommel : Add intolerant and he sounds perfect.
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Jamaica St. Croix : I can't stand the way Porcelain's treating Snuggles.
B.J. Cummings : What she needs is a taste of her own medicine.
Jamaica St. Croix : [seeing the "horny goat weed" in Notch's gift basket] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
B.J. Cummings : [glancing at her chest] That my dangling milk bags are about to burst?