Soap (TV Series)
Episode #1.23 (1978)
Eugene Roche: E. Ronald Mallu
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Quotes
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E. Ronald Mallu : [Discussing Jodie] You're going away with him for a weekend?
Carol David : That's right.
E. Ronald Mallu : But he's a homosexual.
Carol David : That's right. And he may come back a homosexual. But if he does, he is sure gonna have something to compare it to.
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E. Ronald Mallu : I object, your honor. The court has indulged the counsel long enough. One wonders if he even has a surprise witness at all!
Judge Petrillo : The court will allow you a minute or two longer, but that's all. Everyone relax.
Chief of Police Tinkler : Have I got time to go to the bathroom?
Judge Petrillo : Don't take anything to read.
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E. Ronald Mallu : Now, in your lifetime, have you ever killed anything?
Jessica Tate : No, never. Unless you want to count the times that I accidentally stepped on ants.
Mr. Franklin : I object!
Jessica Tate : [distraught] Mr. Franklin, you can't help stepping on them! They're so tiny! But I never put out ant poisoning, and I never deliberately tried to kill them!
Mr. Franklin : ...I'm sorry.