Sledge Hammer! (TV Series)

Wild About Hammer (1987)

David Rasche: Sledge Hammer

Quotes 

• Sledge Hammer : [Talks to gun]  I don't know about you, but I'm stuffed. What do you say we take a look at those videos I rented?

  [Puts gun back in holster and goes to the living room to check out the video tapes] 

  Sledge Hammer : 'On Golden Gun,' 'Peggy Sue Got Murdered,' 'The Way We Wounded... ' 'Home Video Target Range,' what'll they think of next?

  [Inserts 'Home Video Target Range' video into VCR and turns on TV] 

  Video Narrator : Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me. Shoot me.

  [Hammer shoots TV] 

  Sledge Hammer : [Talking to gun]  Remind me not to rent that one again. It's too expensive.

• [last lines] 

  Captain Trunk : According to our findings, Elizabeth Jenkins escaped six months ago from a home.

  Dori Doreau : You mean, "a home"?

  Captain Trunk : That is correct. And apparently while there, she became obsessed with TV police shows. Upon escaping, Jenkins used falsified records to enroll herself in the police academy.

  Dori Doreau : So, after being stationed at the 33rd, she naturally fixated on a cliched, macho cop like Ginsburg. And when he rejected her psychotic advances, she killed him.

  Captain Trunk : That's right. And then transferred here... where another, similar murder almost took place.

  Sledge Hammer : Wait a minute! You're telling me that someone with serious mental problems was able to slip through our screening procedures and become a cop? How could something as obscene as that happen?

  Captain Trunk : That's not the question, Hammer. The question is, "how could it have happened *again*?"