- Brenda: So how's it going with Olivier?
- Margaret: He's a very passionate man. He's lot of fun if you don't take him too seriously. And he's completely supportive of my decision to have vaginal rejuvenating surgery.
- Brenda: [disgusted] Awww, mom!
- Margaret: Darling, I've had a couple of children. You expecially took your toll. I mean, c'mon, no one wants to fuck a glass of water, if you know what I'm saying.
- Brenda: [puts away the glass of water she's drinking]
- Nate Fisher: Isn't that what you should be doing, trying to figure out how to sell out to the highest bidder as fast as you can?
- Carolyn Pope: OK. Let me ask you this, and feel free to roll your eyes, but do you really want to perpetuate the idea of woman as a vacant vessel?
- Elise: Is this more lesbian stiff?
- Carolyn Pope: Yes, I have to meet my quota so I get my toaster oven.