- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: You're not angry, about me and Mitch seeing each other?
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: Huh? Uh... no of course not. I'm happy for you... both of you. That's... great you two are dating. Well, I gotta go now. By the way, can I ask you something personal?
- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: Sure, of course.
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: [cold tone] Tell me, how does it feel to finally get everything you ever wanted?
- [watching John Whitsig sing in his bathrobe]
- Reed Lyn Halsey: Aunt Georgie, is Uncle John having a nervous breakdown?
- Georgiana 'Georgie' Reed Whitsig: No, Sweetie. He's just in the shop for repairs.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: Teddy! I need to talk to you!
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: Do you mind Stinker bell? I'm trying to make a sale here.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: Stop! You know how much I hate it when you call me that. Teddy, after careful consideration I have decided that you are, without a doubt, the most immature, obnoxious, spoiled, selfish, vindictive bit-
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: [interrupting] Don't say anything that you may regret!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: ...bitch! You have some nerve trashing my car!
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: I could say the same thing to you, stealing my husband!
- Francesca 'Frankie' Reed Margolis: 'Ex' husband, Teddy. You've been divorced for three years now. The stature of limitations is up. Time to move on. And, I didn't steal Mitch. None of us planned for this to happen. I went into his fish store one day about a month ago to buy some sea bass...
- Theodora 'Teddy' Reed Margolis Falconer Sorenson: And before you knew it, you're both shelling lobsters, and shucking off your clothes.