The Simpsons (TV Series)

Whacking Day (1993)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Singing Choir

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Quotes 

• Reverend Timothy Lovejoy : [Reading from his Bible]  And the Lord said, "Whack ye all the serpents which crawl upon their bellies, and thy town shall be a beacon unto others." So you see, Lisa, even God Himself endorses Whacking Day.

  Lisa : Let me see that.

  Reverend Timothy Lovejoy : [Putting his Bible away]  No.

• [Homer is heading out to participate in Whacking Day] 

  Lisa : Dad, for the last time, please don't lower yourself to the level of the mob.

  Homer : Lisa, maybe if I'm part of that mob, I can help steer it in wise directions. Now where's my giant foam cowboy hat and airhorn?