The Simpsons (TV Series)

Whacking Day (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Miss Springfield, Mrs. Glick, Singing Choir

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• Bart : Whacking Day is a sham. It was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.

  Old Irishman : 'Tis true. I took many a lump, but 'twas all in good fun.

• Miss Springfield : Gentlemen, start your whacking.

• [asking the kids what they did in school] 

  Bart : I got expelled.

  Homer : That's my boy!

  [sips his beer] 

  Homer : Mmm, beer... *what*?

• Christian School Teacher : [after Marge drops Bart off at a Christian school]  Now, Bart, since you're new here, perhaps you'd favor us with a psalm.

  Bart : How about "Beans, beans, the musical fruit"?

  Christian School Teacher : Well, uh, beans were a staple of the Israelites. Yes, proceed.

  Bart : Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

  Christian School Teacher : [the teacher and other students chase Bart out of the school, waving clubs]  Avert your eyes, children! He may take on other forms!