The Simpsons (TV Series)

Weekend at Burnsie's (2002)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Otto, Kent Brockman, Bill Clinton

Quotes 

• Dr. Hibbert : You can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs.

• [At Moe's] 

  Lenny : It's a good thing you stopped smoking the magic grass, Homer. You were getting spaced out.

  Carl : Yeah, we were planning an intervention, but I got alcohol poisoning that night.

• Otto Mann : [both stoned; watching "The Three Stooges"]  Hey, "Shemp" spelled backwards is "Hemp"!

  [laughs] 

  Homer Simpson : And Otto spelled backwards is "Otto"!

  [laughs] 

  Otto Mann : Now I'm scared.

• Otto : They call 'em "fingers," but I never see 'em fing. Oh wait, there they go.

• Mr. Burns : Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron.

• Mr. Burns : Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron.

  [to Homer] 

  Mr. Burns : Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.

  Waylon Smithers : Uh, sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, Smithers. I would have said anything to get your stem cells.