The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror IX (1998)
Regis Philbin: Regis Philbin
Quotes
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[Bart and Lisa have been zapped inside the TV, and are being chased by Itchy and Scratchy when Homer changes the channel to "Regis & Kathie Lee"]
Regis : [cooking soup] I'm telling you, this cilantro really gives it a zing
Kathie Lee : Reg, there's no cilantro in it.
Regis : What?
[Bart and Lisa fall into the soup, splashing it]
Regis : Oh, gosh. This soup is out of control.
[Itchy and Scratchy fall in, also splashing]
Regis : OW! My eyes! My eyes! Oh, God! My beautiful eyes!
Kathie Lee : That's it! I'm going home. Dom DeLuise can interview himself.
Regis : My eyes!
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[last lines]
Regis : [over the Gracie Films logo] My eyes! My beautiful eyes!