The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)

Phil Hartman: Lionel Hutz

Quotes 

• Lionel Hutz : Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wassn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

• Lionel Hutz : Well, I didn't win. Here's your pizza.

  Marge : But we did win.

  Lionel Hutz : That's okay. The box is empty.

• Lionel Hutz : Very well, but first some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half hour.

  Ned Flanders : Agreed! Number two, the jury will be chosen by me!

  Lionel Hutz : Agreed... no, wait...

  Ned Flanders : Silence!