The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror IV (1993)

Hank Azaria: Carl, Demon, Blackbeard, Chief Wiggum, Vampires

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Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : [Homer's Head is turned into a huge donut, and is eating it]  Homer, stop picking at it.

  Homer Simpson : But, I'm so sweet and tasty.

  [Looks at his watch] 

  Homer Simpson : Well, time to go to work.

  Lisa Simpson : [Getting in Homer's way]  No dad. I wouln't go outside if I were you.

  Chief Wiggum : [With the rest of Springfield's police force waiting outside of the Simpson's home with their coffee mugs]  Don't worry, boys, he's gotta come outta there sometime.

• [Homer is trapped in Hell for the day] 

  Demonic Torturer : So, you like donuts, eh?

  Homer Simpson : Um-hmm.

  Demonic Torturer : Well, have all the donuts in the world!

  [the Demonic Torturer cackles while a machine stuffs Homer's mouth full of donuts. Dissolve to several hours later, the Demonic Torturer is baffled as Homer, whose body has gained a few extra hundred pounds, continues to eat and eat] 

  Homer Simpson : More!

  Demonic Torturer : I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!

• Kent Brockman : Another local peasant has been found dead, drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat. This black cape was found on the scene.

  [the cape says "DRACULA"] 

  Kent Brockman : Police are baffled.

  Chief Wiggum : We think we're dealing with a supernatural being, most likely a mummy. As a precaution, I've ordered the Egyptian Wing of the Springfield Museum destroyed.

• Marge : Wait! Before you send him to hell, there's something you should see. That's a photo of Homer and I at our wedding.

  Richard Nixon : Wait a minute. You got married in an emergency room?

  Marge : Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself... before the wedding.

  [the Jury of the Damned all laugh] 

  Marge : Read the back, the back.

  Blackbeard : Arrr! 'Tis some sort of treasure map.

  Benedict Arnold : [snatches it away]  You idiot, you can't read!

  Blackbeard : Aye, 'tis true. My debauchery was my way of compensatin'.

• [Marge has to find seats for the Jury of the Damned] 

  Marge : I'm sorry, Mr. Blackbeard. We're low on chairs and this is the last one.

  Blackbeard : Arrr! This chair be high, says I.

• lenny : Sorry homer but while you were day dreaming we ate all the do nuts.