The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons (1997)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty, Grampa, Barney Gumble, Air India Clerk
Quotes
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Apu : Homer, you've got to help me!
Homer Simpson : Okay. Seems to me...
[clears throat]
Homer Simpson : What you oughta do is, um...
Apu : What? What? What? What? What?
Homer Simpson : Well, you could always move into my house and tell your mom that Marge is your wife.
Apu : Is it me, or do your plans always involve some horrible web of lies?
Homer Simpson : It's you.
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Homer Simpson : You know what you could do, Apu?
Apu : Yeah, shut up.
Homer Simpson : You could fake your own death.
Apu : Oh, would you shut up?
Homer Simpson : All you need is a car bomb and...
Apu : I can't believe you don't shut up!
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Homer Simpson : Hey, Dad! I've come to spend time with my favorite father.
Grampa Simpson : Baloney! You came here to put me in a home.
Homer Simpson : You're already in a home.
Grampa Simpson : Oh, how could you?
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Homer Simpson : But, you can't leave. We're scammin' an old lady at my house, and I need a place to hide out.
Moe Szyslak : Sorry, Homer. I've been plannin' this vacation for years. I'm finally gonna see Easter Island.
Homer Simpson : Oh, right. With the giant heads.
Moe Szyslak : With the what now?
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Homer : Marge, promise me you'll put me in a home. It's like being a baby, only you're old enough to apreciate it.
