The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson (1997)
Maggie Roswell: Maude Flanders, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten
Quotes
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Helen Lovejoy : I don't understand why they won't unload our falafel fixings.
Lou : Ship's impounded, ma'am.
Chief Wiggum : Yeah. We uh, found a couple of barnacles on the hull. That and, uh, the deck was, uh, wet.
Helen Lovejoy : That's crazy. And what are those men doing under my van?
Chief Wiggum : Look, lady, if I was you, I would just leap into the air as I'm preparing to do.
[the Fleet-A-Pita van explodes]
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Marge Simpson : I'm not wild about these high-risk ventures. They sound a little risky.
Maude Flanders : Oh, Marge. You are such a wet blanket.
Edna Krabappel : If we'd listened to you, we wouldn't have sponsored that Mexican wrestler.
Agnes Skinner : Yet she still gets to share in all the profits.
Marge Simpson : [agreement from the others] I guess I'm just not comfortable with the whole idea of "investing".
Luann Van Houten : Mm, face it. You can't keep up with the go-go '90s.
Helen Lovejoy : Well, Marge... you're about as popular as rug burn. All in favor of expelling Marge from the Investorettes...
Edna Krabappel , Agnes Skinner , Maude Flanders , Helen Lovejoy , Luann Van Houten : [raising their hands] Aye.
Marge Simpson : All right, Helen. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.
Helen Lovejoy : You'll get your pancakes in the mail.
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Helen Lovejoy : I'm happy to report that our shares in Dynaflux Unimatics are up a delicious seven and three-quarters. This means our investment club portfolio has nearly doubled in value. I suggest we pump our profits into some new high-risk ventures.
Edna Krabappel : Oh! Oh! How about Oklasoft? It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing software company.
Maude Flanders : Um, cushions? Everybody likes to sit on cushions.
Agnes Skinner : Children are so fat today. Isn't there some way we can make money off that?
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Edna Krabappel : Well, well, if it isn't Marge Simpson and her gangland cronies.
Maude Flanders : Your goon squad certainly gave you the edge in the mobile snack business. But I'm afraid we've outdone you once again. Hiroshi, Yukio.
[unveiling a group of Japanese men]
Maude Flanders : Perhaps you've heard of the Yakuza, the Poison Fists of the Pacific Rim? The Japanese mafia.
Agnes Skinner : They'll kill you five times before you hit the ground!
Fat Tony : [the two groups begin fighting] Take that. Take this.
[getting hit in the face with a nunchuck]
Fat Tony : Come here, you little squirt.
Marge Simpson : Ooh, Homie, maybe we should go inside.
Homer Simpson : But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
[indicating a short Japanese man in a white suit]
Homer Simpson : Look at him. He's gonna do something and you know it's gonna be good.
[as Marge takes him back inside, the man kiais loudly, a blow landing is heard, followed by a body thudding to the ground]
Homer Simpson : [disappointed] Aw...