The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Springfield Files (1997)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Have you been drinking?
Homer : No! Well, ten beers.
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Homer : Oh, Marge, I never felt so alone. No one believes me.
[pause]
Homer : Uh, this is the part where you're supposed to say, "I believe you, Homer."
Marge Simpson : I don't believe you, Homer.
Homer : You do? Oh, Marge, you've made me so happy.
Marge Simpson : You're not listening. You're only hearing what you want to hear.
Homer : Thanks! I'd love an omelet right about now.
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Homer : Take a look at this, Lisa. You don't see any "Homer is a dope" T-shirts, do you?
Sarcastic worker : We sold those out in five minutes.
Homer : D'oh!
[seeing Marge and Maggie wearing one]
Homer : Marge, how could you?
Marge Simpson : These shirts are 100% cotton, and look at the fine stitching on "dope".
Homer : [to the vendor] I'll take two.
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Lisa : Dad, according to "Junior Skeptic Magazine", the chances are 175 million to 1 of another form of life actually coming in contact with ours.
Homer : So?
Lisa : It's just that the people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic lowlifes with boring jobs. Oh, and you, dad.
[she chuckles nervously]
Bart Simpson : [coming in with a Super Soaker, improvised antennae on a helmet, and droopy-eye spring glasses] I am the thing from Uranus.
Homer : [whimpering, then realizing] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it. I'm being mocked by my own children. On my birthday.
Bart Simpson : It's your birthday?
Homer : Yes. Remember? It's the same day as the dog's.
Lisa : [the family begins cuddling and petting the dog] Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday? Ooh, we've got to get you a present. Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
Bart Simpson : We love you, boy.
Marge Simpson : Good doggy. Good doggy.
Homer : [muttering under his breath] Lousy, loveable dog.
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Homer : I'm telling you, I saw a creature from another planet.
Lisa : Maybe you just dreamed it.
Homer : Oh, yeah? Well, when I came to, I was covered with a sticky, translucent goo. Explain that.
Marge Simpson : [serving breakfast] More sausage?
[he begins drooling]
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Marge Simpson : Hello. Can I help you?
Mulder : [showing their badges] Agents Mulder and Scully, FBI.
Marge Simpson : [gasping] I-Is this about that pen that I took from the post office? I-I swear, I didn't know I put it in my purse. Then I was going to bring it back, but the dog chewed it up, and that just made things worse.
[she begins hyperventilating]
Scully : Actually, we're here to see your husband about his UFO encounter.
Marge Simpson : [still trying to catch her breath] Oh... come... come in.
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Homer : I refuse to share a bed with someone who thinks I'm crazy. Unless you're feeling amorous.
[playful growl]
Marge Simpson : [trying to get to sleep] No, I'm not.
Homer : [getting out of bed] Well, then, good night.