The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Regina Monologues (2003)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• Ian McKellen : Please, take these free tickets to my play!

  Homer : What? What play?

  Ian McKellen : We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.

  Homer : You mean 'MacBeth'?

  [a car splashes Ian McKellen] 

  Ian McKellen : Quiet, you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!

  Homer : What, by saying 'MacBeth'?

  [an anvil falls on Ian McKellen's foot] 

  Ian McKellen : OW! Stop saying it!

  Homer : Saying what?

  Ian McKellen : 'MACBETH'! Oh, now I've said it.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Bart Simpson : This is cool! 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning each time Bart says 'MacBeth'] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart, stop saying 'MacBeth'!

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mom, you said 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Homer : Mr. 'MacBeth', I'm really sorry.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Ian McKellen : That's quite alright. You didn't know.

• Edwina : Please, take these free tickets to my play!

  Homer : What? What play?

  Edwina : We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.

  Homer : You mean 'MacBeth'?

  [a car splashes Ian McKellen] 

  Edwina : Quiet, you plundering fool! You'll curse us all!

  Homer : What, by saying 'MacBeth'?

  [an anvil falls on Ian McKellen's foot] 

  Edwina : OW! Stop saying it!

  Homer : Saying what?

  Edwina : 'MACBETH'! Oh, now I've said it.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Bart Simpson : This is cool! 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning each time Bart says 'MacBeth'] 

  Ian McKellen : Bart, stop saying 'MacBeth'!

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mom, you said 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Homer : Mr. 'MacBeth', I'm really sorry.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Edwina : That's quite alright. You didn't know.