The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Regina Monologues (2003)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Ian McKellen : Please, take these free tickets to my play!

  Homer : What? What play?

  Ian McKellen : We thespians believe it's bad luck to mention the name of this particular play out loud.

  Homer : You mean 'MacBeth'?

  [a car splashes Ian McKellen] 

  Ian McKellen : Quiet, you blundering fool! You'll curse us all!

  Homer : What, by saying 'MacBeth'?

  [an anvil falls on Ian McKellen's foot] 

  Ian McKellen : OW! Stop saying it!

  Homer : Saying what?

  Ian McKellen : 'MACBETH'! Oh, now I've said it.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Bart Simpson : This is cool! 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth', 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning each time Bart says 'MacBeth'] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart, stop saying 'MacBeth'!

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Lisa Simpson : Mom, you said 'MacBeth'.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Homer : Mr. 'MacBeth', I'm really sorry.

  [McKellen is hit by lightning] 

  Ian McKellen : That's quite alright. You didn't know.

• Lisa : Why did you let him be his own Barrister?

  Marge : He rear-ended the frigging Queen! What difference would it make?

• Homer Simpson : Well Marge, you gotta admit, I've been on my best behaviour this trip.

  Marge Simpson : You punched out three people on the street.

  Homer Simpson : That was over soccer results. Can you believe they gave Giggs a yellowcard in the box?

  Marge Simpson : Do you understand any part of what you just said?

  Homer Simpson : I understood the word 'gave'... unless it means something else in this country!

• Homer Simpson : Oh Marge, I am so sorry. I should have listened to whatever it was you were saying.

  Marge Simpson : It's partly my fault. I've been nagging you so much on this trip; you couldn't know which nags to focus on!