The Simpsons (TV Series)

The President Wore Pearls (2003)

Russi Taylor: Martin Prince

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : Congratulations, Mr. Student Body President. Your Casino Night is a huge success.

  Martin Prince : Thanks, Principal Skinner. I got the idea from an episode of "Saved By the Bell."

  Principal Skinner : Mm, that was always on too late for me.

• Homer Simpson : I'd like to cash in these chips. Give me most of it in cash and the rest in suitcases to carry the cash.

  Martin Prince : Sir, this casino is for charity. These chips are only redeemable in cafeteria scrip or a day at the ballpark with Groundskeeper Willie.

  Groundskeeper Willie : I'll be bringin' sparkplugs to chuck at people I don't like, like you!

  Homer Simpson : But I'm up $200,000!

  [grabbing Martin] 

  Homer Simpson : Give me my money! You think I won't manhandle a little boy?

  Martin Prince : You don't understand; it's not real money! None of these people have won any money!

  [to the shocked people] 

  Martin Prince : Didn't anyone read the flyer? It was sent home last Tuesday.

  [the people begin rioting and overturning the game tables] 

  Lenny : [pushing a slot machine]  Look at me! I'm a big man!

  [it falls on top of him] 

  Lenny : But I break... just like a little girl.

• Principal Skinner : Well, this was a disaster.

  Martin Prince : I should have known. The same thing happened on "Saved By the Bell."

  Principal Skinner : Care for a milk?

  Martin Prince : No, thank you.

  Principal Skinner : Martin, in light of this fiasco, you're going to have to resign as president.

  Martin Prince : [crying]  I'll have that milk now.

  Principal Skinner : [he starts drinking it]  Easy there. That's whole milk.

  Martin Prince : I'm a private citizen now. I can drink what I like. You won't have Martin Prince to kick around anymore.

  [he does the Richard Nixon double-"V for victory" salute and is pulled away in a red wagon]