The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Otto Show (1992)

Hank Azaria: T-Shirt Vendor #2, Roadie, Stage Manager, Announcer, Snake, Bart's Manager in Fantasy, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Landlord, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Quotes 

• [just before the show] 

  David St. Hubbins : I just looked out and there's puddles of water all over the stage.

  Arena Manager : Well gentleman, four times a week this place is sort of a hockey rink.

  David St. Hubbins : Well this is a rock concert, not the bleedin... splish-splash show.

• [after the bus crashes into the school] 

  Principal Skinner : It's a miracle no one was hurt.

  Otto : I stand on my record-- 15 crashes and not a single fatality.

  Lou : Let's see your license, pal.

  Otto : No can do. Never got one. But, if you need proof of my identity, I wrote my name on my underwear. Oh wait-- these aren't mine.

  Principal Skinner : Well that tears it. Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, mister, you are suspended without pay.

  Otto : Who's gonna drive the bus?

  Principal Skinner : I drove an all-terrain vehicle in Da Nang. I think I can handle it.

• Otto : Hey landlord, some clown changed the lock, padlocked the door and put up an eviction notice.

  Landlord : Yeah, that was me. You haven't paid your rent in three months, so I can't have you here anymore.

  Otto : Well, can't I at least grab my stuff?

  Landlord : All I found was a jar of mustard and some old issues of Playdude.

  Otto : Wow. I have mustard?