The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Old Man and the Lisa (1997)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Abraham 'Grampa' Simpson, Krusty the Clown

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : I hope you learned your lesson, Lisa; never help anyone.

• Mr. Burns : [to a group of senior citizens working for him]  I'll take you to the biggest duck-filled pond you ever saw.

  Grampa : Hot Diggity. That's how they got me to vote for Lyndon LaRouche.

• [Mr. Burns looks through a portfolio of his old stocks] 

  Mr. Burns : Hmm, let's see...?Confederated Slave holdings." How's that one holding up?

  Blue Haired Lawyer : It's, uh, steady.